Sunday, December 31, 2006

Happy New Year!

I hope everyone has a great and safe New Year. We are going to have a party at Ronda's house with just family and a few friends. We are making tons of appetizers, have plenty of beer and of course champagne!

My baby finally made it in last night after a major delay because of the weather, but he is here so I am happy! He bought me a beautiful pearl necklace for Christmas (no smart remarks assholes) and tons of other stuff. What a sweetheart!

Anyway.......just wanted to let everyone know I am thinking of you and wish you well in 2007!!

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

In Sadness.. Rip Dumas















So the neighbor's pitbulls finally came back to finish the job. They killed my Dumas last night and I am beside myself. Animal control came out this morning and CITED them again and told them we were pressing charges. Of course they said it wasn't "their" pitbulls. I suppose it was the other neighbor's poodles. The officer took pics but wasn't able to take the dogs until we went to court. I have called animal control for Bernalillo county 3 times since the first attack and they have record of going to the people's house, but no dogs out. It is like the dogs know when the catcher is coming, other than that, they are out all the time. Unfortunately we cannot be there to stand over our animals or our 10 acres 24-7 and shouldn't have to. I called the Attorney General today and the DA, all to no avail. I guess it will take a child getting killed before they do something.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Dear Santa (yes again)

Dear Santa,

You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.

Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter.

I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.

I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbors. I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.

What balls do you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid whistle and a pair of socks. What the fuck were you thinking, you fat son of a bitch, that you've taken me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit like this under the tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave that little faggot across the street so many toys that he couldn't even walk into his house. Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney next year. I'll fuck you up. I'll throw rocks at those stupid reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the fucking North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that fucking bike.

FUCK YOU SANTA. Next year you'll find out how bad I can be, you FAT-SON-OF-A-BITCH.




Sincerely,
Little Johnny

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Merry Christmas To Me

Ha,
I have decided to be a shit this year and buy myself a saddle for my burros. Now, how damn selfish is this? I have needed an Australian saddle because the donkeys have a very narrow back and my regular western saddle won't suffice. A McLellan saddle (the old calvary ones) is the one that I really want, but Blue has a new habit of bucking me off now and I really need a saddle horn so I can hang on... I realize that this won't help me when he runs me under a tree branch, but I cannot have everything! My dear friend Gina has been hitting the trails with her new wonderful fiancee and I really feel left out. I am also thinking about buying a Belgium or Clydesdale mule by this summer, again being selfish, lol. This would be a big ass drafthorse crossed with a donkey.. No I have not been drinking!!

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