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Monday, October 31, 2005 Happy Halloween What the hell? It seems like I just came back from visiting my folks for Thanksgiving or Christmas Part 1 as Lewis Black refers to it. The days go by too fast. Oh well. Have fun eating poison apples. 
Sunday, October 30, 2005  Happy Halloween!
My eyes! My eyes! Am I seeing shit or did someone change the color of the blog? It is a hideous color of orange. I find it disturbing to look at. It could possibly be my pc, so let me know if you see it too. I drank way too much yesterday. My sister and I stayed up way too late playing online trivia because we are nerds. I am tired and I need food. Plus, I am retaining water from all the beer I drank. Don't you hate that? I will going to Chili's later this afternoon for some drinks. That should help! I will be retaining like 20 lbs of water tomorrow. Oh well, I will pee it out eventually. I bet that was too much information....lol
Saturday, October 29, 2005 "Photograph" By Nickelback
Back in the Saddle! Lawrd, have mercy Miz Percy! I am finally back.. My pc has been ill, I have been ill and all is much better now! I missed all of ya and have been relying on sleep and movies for my entertainment. I would like to thank you for the help you offered me in my time of need. I tried everything I could to doctor my poor pc and it just didn't work. A special thanks to "F" for prescribing the right meds for my pc and taking good care of her, I love ya man!!
Wednesday, October 26, 2005 I need a nap! I am so tired! My son has not been feeling well, so I have had very little sleep the past couple of nights. I finally broke down and called my babysitter. I asked her if she would mind coming over for a couple of hours so I could take a nap because more than likely it will be another one of those nights. I lay down in one of the back bedrooms so as to not be disturbed. I am about to doze off and the door slams open. Which startled me and then I was just pissed. OK.......once again I have had very little sleep. I am a little testy.... excuse the fuck out of me. It is my nephew. I tell him to get out and I just get this little smirk. Well, that did not go over well. GET THE FUCK OUT I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN TWO DAYS.....I AM NOT KIDDING........LEAVE! What's your problem...he says. So he leaves and I go to sleep. I get up about an hour and a half later. I wake up thinking nothing about this episode. I was needing something done around the house that my nephew usually does. I call to talk to him and my sister answers the phone. Me: Is nephew there? Stupid sister: I don't think he wants to talk to you! You were yelling at him. Me: I was trying to take a nap, he came in and slammed the door open. Stupid sister: What do you want with him? Me: I need him to do something for me. Stupid sister: Well, he doesn't want to talk to you. He said you were yelling and throwing things at him. Me: What? I didn't throw anything at him! Stupid sister: He said you did. Me: (in a raised voice because once again I am really fucking tired and have a sick child) You know what I don't really care. I am tired and was trying to take a nap. The phone goes silent! My stupid ass sister hung up on me. First of all, I did NOT throw anything at my nephew. I did not even pick up anything and act like I was going to throw it. So that was just an out and out lie. Second of all, I am fucking tired (I realize I am repeating myself). I had to pay someone to help me out with my babe so I could get some sleep. Does anyone take this into consideration? Fuck no. So, once again I get to be the bitch. That's ok. I know who I think is a bitch at this moment. Don't you just love it when someone talks shit and then hangs up on you! Stupid sister any comment you make on this post will be removed. I don't even want to read a bunch of shit on how this is my fault. I know YOU are always justified in your actions. You are now in time out from the Stinky! That is to be your punishment! LOL
Monday, October 24, 2005 For Laura Music Video Codes by VideoCodeZone.com
Littlewing I just received an email from a friend that I began chatting with around the same time as PBF and was informed that another one of our chat group had passed away. Her name was Laura. She was a very interesting, beautiful and intelligent woman. PBF I do not know if you received the same email, but if not I will forward it to you. My thoughts are with her family. She was in her early 40's and left behind a teenage son. Really makes you think. Very sad news. RIP Littlewing
Friday, October 21, 2005 Another stupid joke! I just don't feel like typing an entire post today not to mention I really don't have much to say. So I will continue to copy and paste until I can think of something to say. Oh, I finally have my pc back. I had to blackmail my brother in law to get it back to my house........ I will go to great lengths to have my pc home! A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"She replied, "He's probably down at the bar with his friends." Hardy Har!
Funny! White Trash Hurricane Survival Kit
Thursday, October 20, 2005 Hello Not much to say. I am just gonna wave my penis around for a bit and check the weather. Hm. Crisp.
Vundo Trojan Dear people, I have a nasty little booger called the Vundo Trojan Worm consuming my computer. This went straight through my Norton Antivirus 2005 and the "Symantec fix number dos" for this can't find it in my computer, yet NAV keeps popping up everywhere saying it cannot quarantine or access the file. I am so far screwed. It took me one hour just to get here dammit. Karma I guess. Will be back when my pc is feeling better.
Blah! I am tired. My son has been screaming all day which has severly worn on my nerves. At least I do not have to work again until Monday. So, I am now having a beer because my shoulders feel like they are touching my ears. I would also like to add---------Madman you are a big ol' butthole!-------A cool butthole, but still a butthole! Butthole is such a funny word! Butthole, Butthole, Butthole.........HA
Wednesday, October 19, 2005 Care Package rlb has done the coolest thing for me. She has put together a care package of Mexican candy and sodas, and Big Red, a soda that I have never had before. Still send the Jarritos, rlb, cause I have only had the orange. Many drinks for the beverage review site. I might even review the candy. Some of it sounds awesome. Thanks Bubbles!
Tuesday, October 18, 2005 Party The next time you guys hang out like that you should call me. That would be funny.
A post about nothing in particular! I think I have finally recovered from this weekend. Thanks, Kim for leaving that bottle of wine because of you I was drunk off my ass Sunday. Every time I pull this stunt I tell myself that I am NEVER drinking again. I lie to myself all the damn time. Today I am going to work on trying to find a new mirror for my vehicle, which I understand is going to be quite expensive. The chick that jerked it off is paying for it though. I will try to get the pictures posted although I did in my drunken state manage to delete some really good ones. Everyone's computer has bit the dust so I am having to wait until someone's pc is fixed and the program is installed. I am having some sort of problem with my windows. I find it a little suspicous that we are all having problems at the same time. PBF what kind of deal are you trying to invite me into? I just read the word sex throughout the email. I am not sure if I want to be involved in anything like that...lol.
Saturday, October 15, 2005 Headache! We got one! A 30 pack, 2 large bottles of wine, 1 bottle of hot damn and a few unmentionables. This is how we came to have major headaches. We finally arrived home about 5 am. I spent the night being sexually harassed. Kim's ass hurts for some reason. Our friend Cassidy decided to smash a large pumpkin on a street sign. So she rolled down the window leaned outside and then fell out.... taking my side mirror with her. Thanks Jerry for taping that bitch up. We left Cassidy in the ditch because she refused to get up. She managed to get into Jason's house and went to sleep in his bed. I have a massive amount of grass in my bumper...I know that does not make sense. We had a great time and we have pictures! It is a good thing we live a few hours apart, because we get into trouble when we are together. Anyway, I gotta go get some water. Hasta!!
Friday, October 14, 2005 Joke Do you think that birds that live at airports have a low self image?
Invasion! I do not know what the deal is, but wasp's are everywhere. My sister says it is going to freeze and they are looking for a place to hide. Well, this hizzle is no wasp haven! So I ask my dutiful nephew to go to the store and buy some Raid. I go outside and start spraying wasp like a madwoman....no, pun intended madman. They are dropping like flies. When one decides to land on my leg after I sprayed it. I start jumping around and screaming like a sissy girl. Then I proceeded to spray myself with Raid. WTF I ask myself? Back into the shower I go. On another note, Ms. Whistler should be arriving any moment. So gotta go and blow dry my damn hair. We will be checking in later.
Hurry up! HURRY HURRY HURRY!! Get on the road. I know how slow you are. Pack your shit and throw it in the back of your muddy jeep and leave. You don't need make up or to fix your damn hair. Just throw on a cap and leave. Are you getting my point? LEAVE!!
Thursday, October 13, 2005 Gold Digger- Kanye West (my favorite song right now) Music Video Codes provided by VideoCodeZone.com
Amarillo By Morning.. Just letting everyone know that I am going to see RLB tomorrow! And to wish my boyfriend the best of luck! He runs marathons and he is entered in a 50 mile race in Amarillo on Saturday! What a dumbass... Just kidding.. Anyway, expect us to be just shitty by tomorrow night, I don't know if we will have an opp to blog or not. You all have a wonderful weekend, I know I will... El Camino, here I come!!! Tata..
Wednesday, October 12, 2005 Hello! I am back. Give me love!
This reminded me of you.... Kim! Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving girlfriends, however, they had gotten over- enthusiastic on the Tequila. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.The next day one of the women's boyfriend was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent girlfriend was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other boyfriend and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My girlfriend came home with no panties!!""That's nothing" said the other boyfriend, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' NOTE: Blogger has changed some words, because she thought it made it funnier!!
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 Check Your Credit Card Statements! FRAUD ALERT! Wanna know what I am doing? I am eating comfort food. Yes. A big bowl of green chili stew wif tortillas. I got my bank statement today to find that since joining Classmates in May, two of their sub companies have been taking $10.00 each out of my account every month since May.This was taken through my credit card number given to purchase a year subscription to Classmates. It had an option to click for free travel and hotel reservation benes, and I did thinking they owed it to me for the price of the subscription. After processing my credit card number with Classmates, I clicked on both links for the two companies to see what it was about and couldn't get through to either of them. I tried this a few times and forgot about it thinking "hell I don't go places anyway"... Forgot about it until today,$120.00 later. Those mother fuckers. I was finally able to access both of the websites today and sent them an email stating that I expect my money back in full or further legal action would be taken. I will keep you posted! Oh and no, I didn't notice these on my previous statements, I rarely use my credit card since I am poor these days! An update on what I have found... Classmates is not the only company affiliated with these shitheads, there are others. Here are some of their clients; priceline.com, americangreetings.com, 1-800 flowers, Buy.com, Expedia.com, there are many more! If you did business with any of those check your credit statements!!!!! From what I have read, some of these companies have been contacted and haven't done anything about the affiliation. The name of the businesses that stole money from me are: Reservation Rewards and Travel Values Plus. They are under the same company! I just sent an email to the attorney general of Connecticut as this is where the company is based... Will update soon. He emailed me back today!!!! Dear Ms. Brock: Thank you for your e-mail. I have forwarded your letter to my Consumer Protection Department attorneys for review. A member of my staff will contact you. Sincerely, Richard Blumenthal ATTORNEY GENERAL
One of those days Yesterday my sister, son and I decided to go to the chiropractor. I was way out of whack and finally gave it up and went. We were going to eat a late lunch and do some shopping afterwards. Well, I decided a french dip sounded really good. Then my sister decided a french dip sounded great. So we set out on the mission of finding a place that made them. Sounds simple right? Wrong! After much discussion, I decided that I remembered that the Kettle made a french dip. I have probably not been to a Kettle since high school, in which we usually hit it about 4 am. At that time of the morning the place was like a 5 star restaurant. Anyway, my sister always grabs my purse for me (although she is going to deny this fact) because I have to carry my son, diaper bag etc. So my purse is sitting in the floor RIGHT BESIDE HERS I chunk my keys and cell phone in the purse that is sitting RIGHT BESIDE HERS. She must have had her head up her ass because she completely missed this. I just thought it was understood that she would grab my purse. Next then you know, all doors are closed and she says "you got your keys" and I said "do you have my purse" she said "no" I said "then the keys are in my vehicle." So, I proceeded to call a locksmith and pay $25.00 for his 3 seconds of work and fill out ten minutes of paperwork in the rain. Guess what? No french dips. So I had a really shitty sandwich, my son had some really shitty mashed potatoes and my sister had a really shitty looking omelet. She paid for the culinary delight that now sat heavily on our stomachs (out of guilt I believe) and off to Wal-Mart we went to spend ungodly amounts of money. All of this because we wanted a damn french dip and now something is screwed up in my hip and it hurts all the way down to the arch of my foot. Fuck the French and Dr. Baggett! Not really Dr. Baggett your cool!
Monday, October 10, 2005 Why drinking at noon is a bad idea!  This is a pic taken Saturday. This is the day I started drinking about noon. This picture was taken around 4pm. Notice the shit eating grin and squinty eyes. Yes, I admit I can't drink the way I did back in the day. I finally called it a night somewhere between 1:30am and 2:00am. I had approximately 12-15 beers, 3 shots of whiskey and two pieces of German Sausage. I was shitty! This picture has also brought my chest to my attention. They still have not gone back to their pre-pregnancy size (well for that matter neither has the rest of me...but I am working on that). No, I have never been flat chested, but this is getting out of hand. So, just to let everyone know I am aware that my tits are large so no need to comment. Alrighty!!! Expect more horrible pictures next weekend as Ms. Whistler is coming to see me and well, we like to get shitty and take stupid looking pictures!
Maryland Off to Marlyand for 3 days. But first, I have to go to work at 6am. Hooray. Then, I have to catch a train. Honestly, who rides the train anymore?
Sunday, October 09, 2005 Clearing the air I would like to let everyone know that I have not been yelling at PBF. He is a freaking liar. He just wants everyone to think I am mean. Look at all the shit you started PBF. You big stupid head!!
Help Someone tell Robin to stop yelling at me. It hurts.
Saturday, October 08, 2005 I am drunk on good cabernet and have been with good friends all damn day. That's all I have to say!
? The hell was with that last post?
Hmmmmmmm! 
Beer Delivery! I just had beer delivered right to my front door. I love my friends! I just said if you bring me beer, I will really like you. He brought me beer and now I really like him. See how that works? What a sweetheart!
A little of this and a little of that! For some reason this feels like a day to drink. I have fought the urge since about 10am and it is getting the best of me. It is now almost noon and I believe I will give in and just let it happen...lol This has been the week from hell. I have some stress that needs to be relieved. I also need a deep tissue massage. On another note my sister is now a radio personality and I think may be on the road to Washington. She is such a little spit fire! My father has also now been dubbed SUPER FARMER! He said he should be called SUPER BROKE FARMER! True story: A lady was bitching to a farmer/rancher about some cattle. He asked this woman if she ate meat. She said yes. He said well where do you expect to get the meat from. She said the grocery store....WTF. I hope that our readers realize that the items in the grocery stores came from someone's hard work.
Give It Away "Give It Away" By Red Hot Chili Peppers
My Ex-Husband I woke up this morning with that sick feeling in my stomach that will last well into the day. I dreamed about my sorry ass ex- husband that I was married to for 10 years. I will refer to him as "Dody Crack". When I have these dreams, I am ducking flying objects, crying, and trying to get the hell away from him and I can't run... Why can't I quit having these dreams? I endured lies, abuse, and other shitty things while I was married to this jerk, but did manage to get a beautiful son out of him. My son is 13 now and this SOB pays me about $500.00 a year in child support. I let him visit Dody whenever he wants and of course my son thinks he hung the moon because he bought him a guitar. Dody works contract labor for his father (when he works) so he can avoid paying the set amount of child support and so he doesn't have taxes taken out of his check... He has not filed his taxes in years. This fucker can't pay his phone bill, keep a job, has taken in two other children, made another child with his new wife, and has the balls to tell me that he is going to take me to court for my son. Dody has been in jail since our split for hot checks, possession of marijuana, and DWI. Not to mention my son telling me when he was younger that his dad was slurping away at a six pack of Bud while driving down the road with him. It will be nice when my son turns 18 so I will never have to deal with this son of a bitch again. Maybe the dreams will cease.
I Want To Be Sedated - The Ramones "I Want To Be Sedated" By The Ramones
Friday, October 07, 2005 Name calling! Why is it that if a woman has multiple sexual partners she is a whore? Is it not okay for a female to enjoy sex? I am not ashamed to admit that I like having sex. Excuse the fuck out me! The audacity of some people never ceases to amaze me. For example: A grown man getting mad at his girlfriend and calling two out three of her sisters whores. The third escaped the judgemental bastard only because she is married! Now for the good part.....he has 4 kids by 4 different women, never married, two are the same age, has no job, no vehicle and therefore no means to support any of them. Sounds like someone can't keep his dick in his pants to me. So who is the whore I ask you? I think maybe he needs to look in the mirror before he starts pointing fingers. Anyway, just a little bitching for the day!
Thursday, October 06, 2005 Redneck To The Rescue Two Texans were seated at the end of a bar when a gorgeous young lady sits down at the other end and orders a martini. Stunned by her beauty, the two guys stare at her for awhile, debating whether to approach her, when all of a sudden, she begins to cough, clutch her throat, and begin to turn blue (obviously in serious respiratory distress). One said to the other, "That there gal is having a bad time!" The other agreed and said, "Think we should go help?" "You bet," said the first, and with that he ran over and said, "Can you speak?" She shook her head no. He then asked, "Can you breathe?" She again shook her head no. With that, he pulled up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief. At which point, the first Texan looked at his friend and exclaimed, "I guess that hind lick maneuver really does work!"
Thief Robin stole my socks.
 So if you didn't know that I love cowboys, you don't know me at all... This is my favorite bullrider, minus a roofer.. His name is Chris Shivers.
Wednesday, October 05, 2005 RLB3773 Ok, RLB just got some really shitty news today from her attorney's secretary and my heart goes out to her. Would like all of y'all to send her kind thoughts. Fucking crackhead judges....
Viva La Juarez! I would like to say that I have kinda been dogging my teacher a little since I started school. It is not that I don't like her, but of her incompetence of teaching. She has not taught like the other instructors and has had the Dean on her ass for two weeks now. She is new at teaching thus bringing her a lack of teaching skills. Job smarts she does have though, she has been very descriptive of the field we are going into. She told us today of her past and why she is where she is at. We were all in shock as she has been through alot. I feel bad for some of the negative thoughts I have had about her and I would like to focus on the positive. She is very cool, smart, street wise, and is going with us to Juarez Mexico when we go!! She said that it could be a field trip to compare the medical billing practices in the US to those in Mexico.. How cool is that shit??? I would also like to add that Slimy Gary the Snail, who has been AWOL for the last week has been found safe and sound in my house. He is an escape artist! Guess he must be a trooper to still be alive with his crack and all. I want baby Garys!
My favorite photo! This is a picture of a picture so it is a little blurry. This is my future biker! 
Scary Discovery  Well, today while at my grandmother's I was checking out my father's baby picture. Holy shit my son, the angelic little man to the left, looks exactly like my father. There is one slight difference and that is the eye color. Now, for the people that know my father aka satan this is really really scary. I call my father to inform him of my discovery and he tells me that he has known this all along. He is good looking..... just like me he tells me! So, I come home and show my mother. She just looks at the picture and says my son really does look like his grandfather and lets all hope he does not act like him. Let us all hold hands and pray for my sweet baby not to act like his papaw......please!!
Tuesday, October 04, 2005 Comedy Break Damn I love Dave Chapelle. I saw him live once. This is from "Killin' Em Softly." I was taken to the ghetto once, that's the worst when you're taken and you're not expecting to go. Usually you want to know when you're going to the ghetto, like, "I'm gonna see some wild shit, I gotta prepare myself to see something crazy." When you're taken its different. I had a limousine driver, it was after the show, at like 3 in the morning. I had a limousine driver, he's a nice guy, talking to me and shi'. He's like, "Where you from, dog? DC? Word. That's a rough city, man." And his cellphone started ringing, he's like, "Hold one one second. Hello? Oh, what's up nigga? What? What the fuck, slow down, what? What the fuck? No! No! No! Fuck it, I'm on my way!" [Boop] "Hey, I gotta make a stop real quick." At 3 o'clock in the morning, and I didn't know he was taking me to the ghetto at first. I started looking out the window, see gun store, gun store, liquor store, gun store, where the fuck you taking me? This don't look good. He didn't say shit. He just pulled up in front of an old rickety building that looked like a project. I've never been there before, I'm not sure if it was a project, it certainly had all the familiar symptoms of a project. A fucking crackhead ran this way, tktktktktktk! Then another one jumped out of a tree and shit, tktktk! The guy said, "I'll be right back," and left me. Took the keys with him and just left me. At 3 o'clock in the morning, in front of a project, in a fucking limousine. This was not good. I was like, "I gotta look around, find some landmarks, see if I can figure out where I'm at. I might have to escape on foot." Now this is when I know I'm in a bad neighborhood, you only see this in the worst neighborhoods. Remember, this was 3 o'clock in the morning. I looked out the window, and there was a fucking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shit. But where is this limousine driver?" As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the morning man, what the fuck are you doing up?" The baby says, "I'm selling weed, nigga!"
Stirling Engine  I don't know if you have ever seen one of these, but it is a Stirling Engine. It uses external combustion using gases that are heated. When they are heated the gases expand and it pushes the pistons back and forth!! Is this cool or what? You don't use gas!! This one is on Ebay and reads...The engine is fired by a spirit burner. The flame - and thus the number of revolutions – is adjustable by variation of the length of the glass fibre wick. With the highest burner flame the engine reaches 2,000 rpm. With low spirit consumption a long running period can be reached. The newest version is ball-bearing mounted and it is possible to drive a smooth-moving WILESCO driving model. The wooden base-plate is 138mm long and 60mm wide and has a recess for the spirit burner. The diameter of the flywheel is 50mm.
Why there is no looting in Texas! 
Monday, October 03, 2005 Awards Ceremony So our teacher advised us to go to the awards ceremony today because she said we had received certificates for this and that. Our teacher did not turn our grades in on time so we sat there for nothing. Sheesh... It really made her look bad and it was a little embarrasing for us as well. Can ladies be schmucks? RLB and I were talking yesterday about our solar living situation. She asked me, "when did you start another blog", well I started one shortly after I started this one. See this blog first started out as one about homesteading and solar energy. It was called "Backwerds" and it soon changed shortly after that. I had planned on writing about coons in my shitter (ty Cassidy) and the shortcomings and cool stuff of mountain life. So I started another blog to get feedback from other people who do the same as myself. Bartering ideas is a great way to learn! RLB pointed out that I sure bitch alot about living off of the grid and that I should be honest and tell everyone that it I hate it. Well I don't, we just haven't had time to iron out all of the kinks and these kinks are hard to deal with. I think solar energy is wonderful! So if you hear a little less from me at times, I will be updating my other blog!
I think I would just stay on the other side! 
Movies If you know me, and let's face it, who doesn't; you know I love movies. I am watching Ace Ventura: Pet Detective right now. I don't know why but I find it fucking hilarious. I don't like it for aesthetic reasons, I just think it is really funny. I love the way it opens, him dressed as a UPS (or UBS in the film) guy kicking a package around like a soccer ball. I started to notice little things, like while at the party that Camp throws, as he walks by the band (orchestra, whatever) he yanks a violinist's arm and causes him to play the wrong note. I like that kind of subtle humor that doesn't draw attention to itself. I also think the over the top stuff is funny. Like when he calls the doorman Captain Stubing. Then he askes about Gopher and Doc. I like the part where he says, "Had I been drinking form the toilet, I could've been killed." I could go on forever. Here is a list of really dumb movies that I like. Weekend at Bernie's (Part 1 only. 2 was worse. They were even going to make a 3rd, but it got shelved) Real Men Mallrats Super Troopers Club Dread Scary Movie Kingpin (well, pretty much any Farrelly brothers movie) Anything with Adam Sandler Wayne's World Black Sheep Tommy Boy Again, I could go on. I find it hilraious that besides the horrible editing and poor direction of most of these, they got released and were successful. I guess if you are rich, you can do whatever the hell you want.
Sunday, October 02, 2005 Smelly body parts.......  Whistler can you explain this?
Queens of the Stoneage- No One Knows OK normally I love the bassists - in this case I love the drummer! I saw these guys in concert. "No One Knows" By Queens Of The Stone Age
Memories! Remember that time I fell off Pinto Bean? It hurt......lol Yes, I recall the day I found out that you would never make a great ranch hand! My brother's old team roping horse named Pinto Bean (used to belong to the world famous team roper Kory Koontz, I showed horses with him when we were kids). Well old Bean was one of the most gentle, bomb-proof horses you could ever find and thought I could put anyone on him. Even Robin! So she decided to come ride with me one day (i did this every day) and I figured she needed the Bean so he could train her a little. Robin proceeds to get on the saddle with a great push and falls over the top of him to the other side!!! Her ass completely hit the dirt!! Bean just stood there being the noble steed he was. She was not feeling too good after this, I can't remember if she got back on or not. You did not give me a saddle fool. You knew I was no damn cowgirl and that horse was freaking huge. Bean was sweet. You are always trying to get me on some animal! It did really knock the wind out of me.....lol You are right, he didn't have a saddle on.. And Bean was NOT huge, he was barely 14 hands, equivalent to a 5' dude in horse lingo. You were hallucinating... Did you ever think that maybe I pushed you over? LOL... I clearly remember jumping off the fence and over the back. I still say the horse was huge. I think you were hallucinating from huffing paint. OK if you say so. Are you kidding me about the paint? I can honestly say I never did that!! LOL
Props I am sending props out to Ms. Stromper for getting my pic posted on my profile. I don't want her to get all butthurt. So thanks for helping me out. You rock!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.........a thousand thank you's.... Love, Bubbles
Nabbing pumpkin thieves! There is a small German community about 11 miles from where I live. If you know anything about these German communities you know they are usually very wild....lots of drinking and partying! Well, a good friend of mine married a guy from this town. Last night her and her husband came over and we had a few drinks and just sat around bullshitting. Hubby asks me if wife had told me about the pumpkins. This is a story I had not heard. So they both start telling the story. You have to understand wife is the most non-confrontational person ever. She VERY rarely shows any anger towards anyone. Well, I guess this was the last straw! Wife had three pumpkins in their garage. A carload of teenagers pulled up (kids sitting in the trunk, roof, hanging out windows......etc. Go into her garage and take two of her pumpkins. Wifes kids are crying hysterically cause the pumpkins are gone. She goes into orbit. Hubby was taking a shower and had just worked up a good lather.......wife beats on door and screams something the he could not understand.....hubby gets out of shower to check it out.....wife is burning rubber out of driveway.....kids screaming......finally gets oldest child to calm down enough to explain.....wife finds carload of teenagers chases them down and proceeds to rip them a new one. Curse words were flying....wife said she used the word fuck in some form about every other word. Well, the kids were in complete shock. They had already smashed one, but the other was saved. The kids apologized repeatedly and asked if she would like the other replaced.......wife says fucking A right I do you punk ass kids. Two days later her door bell rings she opens her door and there sits a pumpkin. I laughed so hard I was crying. She is so even tempered and she totally lost it. By the way Kimmie....I told them we stole the sign....lol
Blues Traveler - Almost Precarious "Almost Precarious" By Blues Traveler
Personal Ad.....This is going to work.....  I have decided to try to find one of my sisters a DECENT man! She is the one in the red and she has no idea I am doing this. Sheila do not tell her. She is a very attractive and intelligent individual. She is well educated and has a good job. She enjoys going out to dinners, movies, dancing, live music, motorcycles and long walks in the park....just kidding. She is 43 years old and lives in the Houston area. Jerks need not apply! Her loving sister, Robin Sheila please don't tell her I did this!
Give To the 3 Way Fund Please give money to the 3 way fund. You see, rlb and I have mics, but Whistler does not. Please give. Complete the manage (sp?)
Saturday, October 01, 2005 Tell Me About Your First Love, Heartbreak.. Sometimes my mind goes back to the good old days. The days of my first love and the refreshing sweetness and innocence. I would like to hear about your first love or heartbreak and if you are compelled to think about it as often as I do. Mine begins as follows... My first love was Staton Randal Schieberle (Randy). I met him at a 4-H meeting when I first moved to Seguin TX, my sophomore year in high school. See if you know me, you know that I was an FFA & 4-H geek!! Anyway, I introduced myself, as this was the first meeting of the year, and I looked into the crowd and there he was. If you are familiar with Rob Lowe (St. Elmo's Fire) well, he looked exactly like him. He was staring and I melted... He came up to me after the meeting and after that time, we were inseperable. He didn't drink or anything (which was total opposite for me) and we still managed to have a great time. He was also a virgin! So we didn't do the nasty. This I highly regret more than you know.... If I could go back... We dated for about 7 months and I was then told that he cheated at one of the stock shows in Dallas and I lost my mind. Funny how you think you are in love at this age... I know I was! (BTW I am drunk on St. Pauli Girls at this time) I have never cried as much as I did then for a man. It is this time of year that I think about him most and here I am. So please tell me about your first love or heartbreak, I know everyone has one and loves to think about it....
Pierre the Fighter Pilot Pierre, a brave (it's a joke - deal with it!) French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
Sexiest Snail of 2005  I had a request to post a pic of Slimy Gary the snail. Here he is in all of his glory! Note the oatmeal to his left.. Also note the white thing on his back, that is his hole... Hope he survives!
What is my problem? Shew boy, I got DRUNK last night. RLB has a bit of a headache. Does anyone else crave Mexican food after they pull a good one.........lots of hot hot hot sauce? I believe I will be going to Tulia today and chow at the El Camino. This place is awesome and if you are ever in this area I highly recommend it. After you eat at this place all other Mexican food joints are just so-so. I said joint.....HA! Con Queso Tortilla I am on my way.........YUMMY!!
Ass So, there is a pic of a guy's ass on a blog that I post on. Everytime I travel here, it causes my head to jerk and to go into convulsions. Women. Shew boy.
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