Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Stop Horse Slaughter!

The chance to save America's horses is in the homestretch! The U.S. Senate will be back in session for only a few days, and we must ensure that it will take action on the American Horse Slaughter Prevention Act before adjourning for the year. Our next, and likely final, National Call-In Day for Horses is this Tuesday, Dec. 5. We must flood Senate offices with phone calls during this short window, urging them to cosponsor S. 1915 and get it to the senate floor for a vote. Mark your calendars now. Here's what you can do to help:

1. Tell your friends and family. With the help of concerned citizens like you, we had over 20,000 calls reach the House of Representatives before it passed this legislation in September. Help us reach the Senate with an even greater number of people by telling everyone you know to call their Senators on Dec. 5.

2. Make the call Dec. 5. Call your two current U.S. Senators—Pete Domenici at (202) 224-6621 and Jeff Bingaman at (202) 224-5521—or call the Congressional switchboard at (202) 224-3121. If you're not sure what to say, try this: "I am a constituent and I am calling to ask that the Senator immediately protect our horses from slaughter and cosponsor S. 1915, the American Horse Slaughter Prevention Act. I am very concerned about American horses and I don't want them slaughtered." 3. Let us know you called. On Tuesday, follow up your phone calls by letting us know you called to support the end of horse slaughter in the United States. Click here to help push the Call-In Day counter into the tens of thousands by letting us know you called. The time to act is here. We've been able to bring America's horses to the brink of permanent protection from slaughterhouse butchers, but we're not there yet. We must light up the phones in the Senate because our horses are counting on us. Nearly 100,000 horses are killed every year so that their meat can be eaten by foreign gourmands abroad, and they cannot afford to wait to see if another Congress will decide to save them. Your calls will not only make a difference, they will help make history. Help us end horse slaughter in the United States forever.

Sincerely,



Wayne Pacelle
President & CEO
The Humane Society of the United States


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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Holiday Cookie Recipe!



Here's a great Tequila Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year:

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
****. If the fried druit gets stuck
in the beaterers just pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or
something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven.


Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the ****. Finally, throw
the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

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Thursday, November 23, 2006

Merry Meet and Blessed Be!

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THE END* IS NIGH

*of the pregnancy


Hello. I have returned. A lot has happened and I will spare the details for now due to the fact that I am at the folks' for Turkey Day. BUT. The baby will be here on or before 12/14/06. LMW cannot wait to hold the baby (well, neither can I, but I have not been lugging her around for 9 months).

HAPPY TURKEY DAY.

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Holiday wishes!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
I hope everyone has a great one!

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Can you hear me now?















Yes, you are seeing it right... this is a chocolate ear, lol!! The ear doc that we use sent us a big box of these for the holidays.. I wonder if the proctologist that we refer patients to has chocolate assholes?

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Monday, November 20, 2006

New Wine

Bought a new wine today, a merlot of course and it is about one of the tastiest wines I have ever had. It is Kumala of south Africa and it had a hint of fruit and mostly dry. It even surpasses the "Rooster" from Rex and Goliath. You know it's good if it has a lizard on it, lol. Today was just busy as hell and thought I deserved some hooch. I hope yall all get to avoid cooking Thanksgiving dinner as I did, AGAIN... I only have to make green bean casserole, a pumpkin pie and maybe some fucking pea salad!! Love yall....

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Friday, November 17, 2006

Uni-pee




Just thought I would share this photo with yall... It is the first floor men's restroom in the building where I work. The "fillies" bathroom is being repaired and the dexterous maintenance guys put this sign up!! I thought it was blog worthy!

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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

WTH?

Just to let yall know, I realized that after 3 months of my new lonely living, I have cable deluxe and didn't even know it!! I saw the fucking Jeffersons this evening, lol.... Well we're movin on up.. What a stupid ass I am for going this long without knowing I have this. Oh yeah what is wrong with the general population of men? Do they think we are just supposed to fall at their MF feet? Oh gawd... And why didn't yall tell me that I have big ass green warts all over my face? Or is it the chicken feet I wonder, something must be wrong with me because it is damn sure not my personality. Wankers, wankers I tell you!!

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Monday, November 13, 2006

Stanks

Yes, this IS two days in a row, imagine that... I have been thinking again, you know, miss analytical... Wouldn't it be something if you could extract pheromones from your body and send them somewhere? What if you spoke with someone so far away for months, possibly years and didn't know if you even were attracted to that person's stank? See, I am a firm believer in pheromones and think it plays a major part in the attraction of two species. Science confirms that you know. Perhaps this is why in long distance relationships one sends a sweaty t-shirt or even worse than that, dirty drawers? LOL. Strange request, but I am guilty. I would ask Robin if she sent her stanky drawers to Jared but he has made the trip down to see her already, apparently her stank is good because he is coming back for more! Lalalala, yall have a good day..

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

A post so Kimmie will shut the hell up!

The Stink in his box house. That I made by hand.....lol!!!








His very scary Halloween costume!!



He loves his corn on the cob!





My new victim! His name is Jared. I am talking to him on the phone at this very moment and he wants me to correct myself..........He is my last and only victim.....lol Poor guy!


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Howdy Friends

I have been going through our blog, post by post, since the beginning and since lastnight. You see I am under scrutiny because a certain (very handsome) someone decided to ask me for our bloggy address and I gave it to him. You know, I laughed my ass off a bunch this morning already just reading some of the shit we all have shared with each other as well as teared up a little in reference to the sad stuff. I miss you all so damn much and I want yall back, I mean it dammit. Early's nutsack birthdays, Y's downright coolness, Mr. Alamo C.J.'s flirtatious compliments, Ney's rock and roll, the lost of very beloved pets, Robin's bad attitude, Sheila's sweetness, and PBF's baby. Can we just all start off where we stopped? No, I have not been drinking this morning already also..perhaps I'm sappy..

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Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Ahem

Where the hell are my partners in crime? I am just wondering if anyone has heard from them. One is a bubbly blonde that can stumble at a moments notice and the other is well, peanutty. Peace out---

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