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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 Poor Men Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! ! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right .! I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes A woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can Walk down the street with a bald head and a beer Gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------ ------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. 
Sunday, June 25, 2006 In My Opinion I have been doing some thinking and I came up with this... Depression, which has plagued my family for years, has been on my mind. While working in a doctor's office I have noticed the tons of ppl that come in with this and I can't help but wonder what REALLY makes us depressed. Is it really a chemical imbalance? I am thinking, not always. If you want to judge me on what I am about to say then go ahead, I don't mind, it is just my way of thinking. Let me begin by saying that I don't believe anyone can stay sexually attracted to one person their entire life. We are animals in my world and we as women are meant to look for the strongest, best possible mate, procreate, have the offspring, and then on to the next mighty beast (LOL). I commend the folks that stay with their mate their entire life, if they are really happy. I don't think it is possible. I have noticed that the majority of people I have observed are taking antidepressants, self medicating, pickeling themselves, or what have you. When you meet someone new, the feeling arises, you know the one, butterflies swirling in your stomach, you can't eat , you are full of energy, and you are just plain happy. This being the time of nookie and such with your new mate. I know most people have felt this, I know I have and I miss it. Then maybe eventually are now pregnant (or not) and planning on spending the rest of your life with this person. Eventually, the new wears off, he or she starts farting on you, you grow more with age and then wham. One morning you feel like you just don't want to get out of bed and this progresses and eventually takes over your life. You go see the doctor if you have money or insurance or take care of business other ways if you don't care to see a doc then next thing you know, you are taking meds to counteract meds and such. Now I know this doesn't count for all types of depression, but to me it counts for alot. I don't know where I am going with this, I guess what I am trying to say is that if you are down in the dumps, go get some strange, LOL!
Friday, June 16, 2006 Nothing Right now I am taking a break from packing for a camping trip to the lake. Finally, after friggin' 7 years, I am going fishing dammit!! I coughed up the dough to buy a new tackle box, lures, a license, and a few Zebco 202's (my favorite)! I anticipate some sunburn, some hangover, and some good eggs and whatever meat I find for breakfast... Will send some pics of Elephant Butte!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006 Spongebob and crickets! My niece Lauren has a dog named Boudreaux. He is dumb dog.  He had been sick so she took him to the vet. The vet did some x-rays and discovered that he had a blockage in his intestine. Well, they had to do emergency surgery. $620 dollars later Spongebob was successfully removed. Spongebob is such a prick.The little square pants wearing sponge with the crazy eyes is now trying to kill off our pets. So, beware!  Crickets  I hate these little assholes. They are everywhere. I was walking down the hall today minding my own business. I spotted one.....I started my strategic manuever around the nasty creature. As we met... the little fucker started hopping around as did I. Then he was gone. I was screaming........bouncing from wall to wall. The bastard had jumped up my pant leg. After he was removed from my pants and my mother was staring at me like the big idiot that I looked like. I did that shake......you know the one.....when you have the willy's and went about my business. Die crickets Die!!
Tuesday, June 13, 2006 I am alive! HI EVERYONE!!!!!
Friday, June 09, 2006 All Dried Up I have been officially sober for 30 days. Not one drop. I do, however, eat all the time. I prefer that.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 My Cowboy!  The Bean rode his first calf this weekend and I was so proud of him. This pic is of the sheep he rode before the calf, this is in the gate before they turned him loose. I would post the video of the calf ride, but I was yellling loudly for him and it sounds horrible!! So life is very busy still, the doctor's office gig is sweet, and the money is good. I am still trying to decide where to go after graduation, it is hard being so damn fickle ya know. I do know that coder jobs in San Antonio are excellent pay... Till next time my friends!! Love you all...
Saturday, June 03, 2006 Another Haircut  One of the managers at work said that my hair was still a bit too long. So, LMW, my baby momma, cut it. I think it looks very nice. Like a model's haircut. What do you think?
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