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Sunday, May 28, 2006 "Carpe Deez Nuts!" So, being sober, I have a lot of spare time to kill. I have been watching a lot of DVD's. Here's the results of what I have seen lately. Movies that suck: Crash (2005) A History of Violence Coffee and Cigarrettes Margianally watchable: High Tension Waiting 40 Year Old Virgin 
Monday, May 22, 2006 Jobby Job I start my new job today at 2:00pm. Well, I guess that's all I have to say.
Sunday, May 21, 2006 My Jetta    I absolutely LOVE my new bebe! The radio or AC doesn't work yet, but it will soon. 1987 is the last time I had a trunk, yippee!
Haircut  Here's my new haircut.
Saturday, May 20, 2006 Party! I AM GOING TO A BIG PARTY.... I AM GOING TO A BIG PARTY.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I WILL BE BACK TOMORROW BEFORE 6 PM!!
APB on Robin and Kimmie The hell have they gone? I don't even see them on Yahoo! anymore. Wild Cherry Pepsi reward for their safe return.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006 New Car!!!  OK you guys, this ugly masterpiece is my new car!!!! It is a 1984 diesel Wolfsburg edition VW Jetta!!!! Lew is flying out to go pick it up in the morning. This bebe gets 50 miles to the gallon and I cannot wait to take him home and make RLB ride to Naz in him. Don't know what I will name him yet, but Bert, Henry, Elbert, or something like that is sounding pretty good!
Mongolian VD While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease." The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!" the man replies. "Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself! You save money."
Men and Tractors!  I didn't realize the pictures of the tractor would give Carlos and Early wood! So here are some more detailed pics. Watch out girls!!!  Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  And Daddy!
Tuesday, May 16, 2006 Nursing! I have been accepted into the LVN program. This is just a stepping stone to becoming an RN. So, now I am just praying that everything else works out........financial aid, assistance with rent, utilities and everything else I can get my hands on. This is a 5 day a week full time program so I will not be able to work. I am scared and excited at the same time! Today a friend of mine called me out of the blue. We have not spoke in probably ten years. She just dropped off the face of the earth. She said she had tried to call me a few times but no one ever answered. This is typical! We talked and talked and tonight we are going to talk some more. We laughed about stupid ass stuff we did as teenagers. Talked about mistakes and heartaches. Basically, how you live and you learn. It was great to speak to her. I told her if she ever did this again......that I would be forced to dot her eye!...lol Here are a few pics of Ayden:  Here he is asleep.......sitting up!  Driving Papaw's Huge ass tractor!  Sitting in the tire (rim) of Papaw's huge ass tractor (Please don't not look at my father's tank top and cut off shorts) Gawd how embarrasing!   Goofing off! I will post pictures of the tractor sometime soon. It is about two miles long and has about 40 tires........lol
Sunday, May 14, 2006 Hello Uh, I was on "vacation." I will elaborate in IM.
Saturday, May 13, 2006 No Time In case you haven't noticed, I have been severly slacking on this blog. It is summer, graduation is coming upon me, and I have started a job at a doctor's office. This would be my first gig pertaining to school, scrubs and all. I am not going to have any time to shit much less try to keep this blog going and make it to see what my dear friends have blogged about. I have been slacking as a blog friend and I am really sorry! Maybe on the weekends? Maybe not. I love all you guys and hope everyone is well! Oh yeah, btw, where is "the guy" that shares our blog? Doesn't answer ims.
Saturday, May 06, 2006 In Search Of..... Ok I am looking for a vehicle AGAIN!! If anyone knows of a Diesel Volkswagen JETTA or GOLF, 80s model, please let me know!! I need a commuter car for work and that I may run french fry grease or something other in!
Friday, May 05, 2006 Flakes and Telemarketers! Well, the fun job is already over. The owner is a flake.....and has decided to close it. So that's..........that! I did however, have a chance to be a real bitch this morning. Stink and I had just woke up.......I was in the process of feeding him breakfast and talking on my cell. The house phone started ringing..........I knew it was a telemarketer because the call was unknown. I hate telemarketers, especially telemarketers that call at the butt crack of dawn. I answered the phone.......... Me: Hello TM: Few moments of silence Me: Click Phone rings again Me: Hello TM: Can I speak with Sammy Smith Me: Didn't I just hang up on you. TM: Yes, but that is ok Me: No, you don't understand.......I meant to hang up on you!.....click Phone rings AGAIN! I take the phone of the hook. And she better not call back!
Wednesday, May 03, 2006 Longhorn Stop I have started working at the Longhorn Stop. This is a very small drive-thru and outside seating type cafe. I am working the lunch hour to help the cook, who also happens to be a good friend of mine. I take orders, make drinks, check out and bullshit with people. I have seen people I have not seen in years. Today, an elderly gentleman came through to place an order. He starts giving me hell.......so, I give him hell back. He asked me who I was. I told him my name and he starts telling me a story! He said the he used to live by my family and that one of his son's had came to ask my oldest sister out alooooooong time ago! He said that his son pulled into our driveway and there was two vicious dogs. His son stepped out of the car and my father came out onto the porch........ Son....I would like to ask your daughter out. Daddy.....If you can get passed the dogs you can ask her out. Son....Gets into car and leaves. We laughed and I told him that is why we never had any dates........... I am having so much fun. I get to see people I have not seen in forever and getting to meet new people. When the elderly gentleman left he told me that it was nice to see a smiling face and I felt the same way!
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