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Sunday, April 30, 2006 Sickly Infatuated Again..   Every once in a while, I come across a poor drug induced sod that I become attracted too. I am not talking about people I know, but famous people. The first really bad one I had it for was a dead druggie aka Sid Vicious of the Sex Pistols. I have never done heroin, nor do I EVER plan too, but I seem to find some celebs that do, attractive. Maybe I feel sorry for them, I don't know. It is sick, and I realize this. Maybe I like the lazy eye thing that happens to them when they are in their high state? Couldn't tell ya.. This new one I find really attractive in an odd way. He is not really handsome, has yellow crooked teeth, been arrested over 400 times, and is known as bisexual. He is the former boyfriend of Kate Moss the model and his name is Pete Doherty. He sang for the Libertines and is now the lead singer for a British Group called Babyshambles. I LIKE their music because it is very different with a great beat!! Would one of my dear friends please help me with my sicko infatuations?? I am starting to worry myself. Did I mention that he is tall and lanky??? MMMMMM (Disclaimer... I find these people attractive BEFORE I know they are all fucked on the product) 
Saturday, April 29, 2006 DION!! Happy Birthday to you.. Happy Birthday to you... Happy Birthday... Dear Dion...... Happy Birthday toooooo youuuuuu.... And Many Mooooooore!!!!!!
Welcome May!  Yeah.... We woke up to this!
Friday, April 28, 2006 Emotional Poooo.... You know, I have this thing about the unknown. It fascinates me, scares me, and I usually cannot get enough no matter what it is. I always want to know more about the deep ocean, aliens, ghosts, spirits, and death. Yesterday I had the opportunity to watch an autopsy video in school and well, I did. A man from the morgue here in Burque who had been in the business for a while, came and talked to us before viewing the film. My classmate and good friend, a guy who was a med examiner tech in Jersey, sat right beside me to look out for me I suppose. I think he was expecting me to faint, puke, or something. The feeling in my stomach before it began was unexplainable... In my childhood, I grew up on a cattle feedyard and it was nothing new for me to help the veterinarian do autopsies on the dead cattle. He would rip their stomach open and go from there. When I started watching this film, I got the very same feeling. There was no compassion for this man lying on his back on the table. It was if the examiners worked at a packing plant or butcher shop. I wont go into any details, but the thought of this happening to small children or loved ones, just killed me. I made it through the entire film, with my friend nudging me to leave the room a few times before it was over. I cannot explain the feeling it left me with, but I will say that I will never be the same..
Thursday, April 27, 2006 HNT 
Tuesday, April 25, 2006 Good Things These are some of the things that I am happy about... a. Tomorrow is the last day of transcription... b. I am almost finished with my 55 pages of lab reports... c. We have a diesel (quiet) Onan generator instead of that heinous monster... d. Today is Lew's birthday and he's in a fairly good mood... e. I got him a wonderful bday present, which he really liked.... f. My pink eye is gone... g. The tacklebox is full and we have 3 new fishing poles... h. The garden is done and my huge greenhouse is built... i. The plastic on my greenhouse is in shreds due to 70 mph winds..... (tis ok) j. At the moment, life is good....
Thursday, April 20, 2006 HNT 
More news and HNT!  It has been raining here all day. Lord knows we needed it.....badly! As you can imagine Dion is banned from frolicking in the rain. Sheila and I have had some innocent fun today (really since it happened) at Dion's expense...........yeah yeah yeah poor Dion my ass.....lol As I began to run across Sheila's yard (weeds). I thought about Dion's leg. I don't want to be in his big boot I thought to myself. I then decided to walk and just get wet. See what we learned from Dion's stupidity.....As I knock on glass!
Passed! I passed my exam to get into a Vocational Nurse Nursing (lol) program............this doesn't mean that I get in, but it does mean I have a chance. This test was a bitch and I thought I bombed it for sure. I have like 4th grade math level.........lol Somehow I managed to guess my way through the math..........barely. I am trying to slowly work my way up to RN and I mean slowly! So, if I do get accepted is anyone up for babysitting an extremely cute and sometimes well behaved little man????
Monday, April 17, 2006 Yo Joe! Sorry to post this on 2 of my blogs, but this is the funniest thing ever.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR YYYYYYYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!
Saturday, April 15, 2006 To My Friends! 
Thursday, April 13, 2006 HNT 
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006 We're Pregnant!! The morning hours brought quite a site to my eyes... It was hot, it was passionate, it was gay... My son's favorite snail, Gary is going to be a mother/daddy!!! Before school this morning, I was changing out the snails to be put in the snail-taxi and they were a fuckin'!! All stuck together and shit, not letting go. There was some sort of white small tube thing between the both and I felt violated! Gary is boy snail and so is the other but they are asexual so we will soon have babies... EW..
Sunday, April 09, 2006 What I have learned and notes to self!! This way I will not forget............ 1. Never ever ever go to the lake with your father! 2. When your father makes something out to be great, such as the place at the lake (which if I had used my brain.....I would have known the place at the lake wasn't great). Never ever ever believe him. 3. Never ever ever believe daddy...... 4. Sheila is an asshole. I should dot her eye for telling me to go. 5. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS listen to mother! 6. No more jumping out of the beds of huge ass Ford Diesel pick-ups. You are not 21! 7. Dot Austin in the eye.....he also knew what you were getting yourself into. 8. Dot yourself in the eye.........you knew what the fuck you were getting yourself into. 9. Never ever ever believe anything daddy tells you! If it sounds to good to be true it IS! 10. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS........listen to mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monkey pics for RLB    
Friday, April 07, 2006 Sushi night 2006! 
Thursday, April 06, 2006 For CJ  I told Carlos that I would post a pic of my supper! This is Juanita's menudo in a can, mmmmmm.
Old west (kinda) HNT! 
Wednesday, April 05, 2006 HNT for you from me! 
They caught him!  They finally caught the asshole who shot one of our sheriffs a couple of weeks ago. The night after he was featured on America's Most Wanted, he was found in a motel room in Juarez, Mexico. The sheriff was shot on our road and it was believed that he was camping out in the forest by my house as the sheriff's dept. had swat teams out and helicopters. Needless to say, we were scared shitless and this was when Lew was gone of course. Now we can feel free to go hiking again! If you want more information just google James Mcgrane, that was our sheriff he shot and killed during the routine traffic stop. This guy also shot a local Bandido about a year ago. Guess he wont be having too much fun in jail...
Monday, April 03, 2006 Joke of the day! Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
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