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Sunday, February 26, 2006 Son of a bitch! Kim you better put your HNT back up immediately or I am not playing with you anymore. I cannot believe you took it down. It was great! 
About PBF You know, I am not sure how things got so bad as far as PBF is concerned, I stayed out of this one because it didn't have anything to do with me. PBF requested that his links be taken off our blog and we did but I am not taking him off as one of the editors. I started this blog with PBF as my first co-editor and it just doesn't seem right to take that away, he is "the guy". I anticipate his return to our blog for some great posts and some damn hawt HNT pictures when things have settled down.
Saturday, February 25, 2006 Happy B-Day Freaky Friend! I have to mention a birthday party I went to last night as I have NEVER been to a party like this one. It was the 40th bday of a good, single friend of ours and quite a throw down. When we arrived, there were smoked chickens, ham, salmon, and bottles of mead (viking fermented honey wine) of many flavors being passed around! It was the show, let me tell you! We had a fire in the back yard and adorning the hot tub were naked people, fat ones, skinny ones, real skinny ones, ones having sex ones, and ones that were walking around everywhere ones! I maintained a great buzz without getting sick until 3 or 4 am and then crashed hard. I think I saw about 10 nutsacks last night, thanks for preparing me, Early!
Friday, February 24, 2006 Nut Hut Escapee At the present time my school is in an 8 story bank building. There are several different offices in this building including the mayor's office and the IRS. We have been getting strange people come down to our class looking for the IRS building so they could get help with their taxes and we kindly redirect them as they come. Yesterday about an hour before class was over this gentleman in his 50's, tall, carrying a bag, and stinking of some bad liquor enters our classroom. He says that he needs help and we try to direct him to the IRS floor. He then acts like he is going to pass out so we sit him down in a chair and I run upstairs to get help. The security guard comes down and the guy starts talking about people trying to kill him and that he needs to hide! We now know he is wack so they call the Alb police dept. Upon waiting for 45 MINUTES for APD, the guy starts saying that he needs to kill us, that he has a gun and a bomb in his bag! I tell the class to leave the room one at a time until the police get there, it was a very scary situation. Finally, Mike, the only man in our class gets him to lay down and notices a Veteran's hospital band on his leg, he had escaped from the nut hut! Finally a police officer comes to get him and he went away in an ambulance, unwillingly!
Angry Post II It seems that the wrong people are getting pissed at my posts as of late. Well you know what? Then forget it. I will not post on any blogs anymore. It's starting to piss me off. So, it was fun hanging out in blogland, hope everyone has a good time. This is not a "prank," it is real. I will promptly shut down my other blogs and no longer post here. Bye.
Thursday, February 23, 2006 HNT  Sister #2 so graciously decided (Unwillingly) to participate in this week's HNT. Let's all give a round of applause for sister #2!
Angry Post I would like to discuss, the "prank," as someone referred to it as, on my other blog. First off, it was not a prank. I needed to be offline for a while and thought that people who understand my sense of humor would find it funny, as I never told anyone that I ever had stomach cancer. If you believed it, sorry about your luck. Guess you are not a big Andy Kauffman fan. Secondly, the reason I did not respond to any IM's left for me, was because I WASN'T ON FUCKING LINE! And as for pity party, fuck you. I invited no one to pity me, or feel sorry for me. I had to deal with some shit and I did, on my own. If folks were really that concernbed about me, maybe more than one person would have called me. So now everyone is mad at me because I dealt with some personal issues. Well you can be mad, I don't give a fuck. I did not purposefully avoid any one. Oh, and since you asked, I am fine now. PBF
Wednesday, February 22, 2006 Polygamy Today I was watching A & E. There was a program on about polygamy. So, I began watching. The program was of course, based mainly around Mormons. I have always thought polygamy was sick, but never as sick as I do now. These women are so brain washed it is pathetic. One of the families has about 1500 members, mostly through incest. The children are being born with abnormalities (as you can imagine). It is required you have a child every year. Alot of the men sexually abuse their daughters. Some women were being molested as early as 3 years old. Some of the women who have managed to get away from their husband had very horrific stories. It made me sick to listen to women defending their polygamist lifestyle. How they are closer to God because of it and the man is sitting in the middle of his wives...........smiling! Polygamy is nothing more than a man screwing as many women as he chooses, marrying the woman to make sure she doesn't screw around on him and then using religion to get away with it. Polygamy is against the law. Utah needs to get off their asses and protect the innocent children. If you get a chance watch the program it is called Inside Polygamy and it is very interesting.
Tuesday, February 21, 2006 More Money? I was listening to my talk radio station this morning and to my surprise I heard that Bush is allowing the sale of our shipping ports to the United Arab Emirates. What the hell is this crazy shit? I am frightened and cannot imagine why this man did this. Ans something else, two of the 9-11 bombers were from the UAE! The ports are in Baltimore, Miami, New Jersey, New Orleans, New York and Philadelphia. Bush vowed to veto any congressional efforts to stop this decision! What do you all think about this and are you scared?
Sunday, February 19, 2006 Travertine Falls   Here it is folks, Travertine Falls!!
Here I Am Sorry that I disappeared. I have been going through alot. I am back now.
Geocache 2006 The kids and I have cabin fever and were wondering what we could possibly do today. We thought about trying to find the Sandia Man Cave, but we would like Lew to go with us on that one. This is a special place because they found the oldest caveman remains in New Mexico there! I called my neighbors to try and stir up some fun (they hike also) and they suggested we go to the Travertine Falls, this is a good hike and when you get there, there is a frozen waterfall with a big cave underneath the overhang!! Woohoo!! There are also a few places to find a Geocache and needless to say, I have already downloaded the coordinates in the GPS!! I leave whistles, you know, hence the name Whistler71. Will try to get pics!!
Saturday, February 18, 2006 Pinhead You know, what is it with idiots? I realize that there are many forms of stupidity in human beings and I have been known to do stupid things, but I am talking about living as a self righteous, blithering imbecile. What are these people thinking, are they totally blind to their effects on the people who have to deal with them? What kind of moron would take his infant son on his visitation day and drive into a snow storm with a piece of shit car and not turn around and take the child back at the mother's request/demand? I am fucking so pissed off.... It seems as if this shithead has no regards to the safety of his child but only to the smugness of his own ego. I swear, if I lived closer, and I mean this, I would drive to his house, provided he makes it there, and kick the living shit out of him. Castration of his balls would be another idea while I was there as well. Being a mother, I know the feeling my friend has at this point. It is gut wrenching, agonizing, and no mother should have this worry about their own child especially since she went through the pregnancy with no help from this fuck who decided that he better listen to Mommy and step up at her request to raise his son. Fucking derelict bastard.
Friday, February 17, 2006 Dear Friends.. You people have to go take a look at my dear friend's blog and the punishment she handed to her husband for telling women to keep thier mouths shut!!! I will never forget this!! Y's World, love them!!
Thursday, February 16, 2006 Lew's HNT  Unfortunately I will not be able to do HNT today as I have steak and shkrimps (shrimp) to go devour at my good friend's house and I smell like horse shit and need a shower! The other half was kind enough to take a pic of his broken ass toenail last week and this will have to do unless I return home early enough and have had some alcohol going on. I am thinking that I could put on some bondage outfits, bring out the old whips, and handcuff my ass to the bedpost (if I had one) while laying spread eagle or maybe doggie style on the bed... Might earn me some extra friends, anyway!!! Happy HNT all!
Wednesday, February 15, 2006 MIA PBF where in the hell are you? I am starting to get worried about you. If anyone knows his whereabouts please contact me. If I do not hear something by Friday I am calling the cops and filing a missing persons report.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006 Vent Post I finally have something to bitch about and I am really fucking pissed! First of all let me start by saying that my class, all 15 of us, is multicultural. Today a girl who talks to me, whom I consider a friend, and who I have made plans to rent a cabin with in the mountains, started trashing my culture. This shit went on for 30 minutes or better and I about lost it in class which would have led to a scrap and sure expulsion. I cannot fucking help that I am a "weda", I did not choose my fucking genes, and gawd dammit I am pissed. It was the most racist shit I have heard in a very long time. If this continues tomorrow, I am going to have to kick some ass or something because I cannot sit there and listen to this shit. I like people for people and I did not pay fucking ten thousand dollars to be shat on in my classroom. Whew, thanks for letting me vent....
Monday, February 13, 2006 Happy Valentine's Day  May you all get candy, flowers, dinner, and tow straps!
Saturday, February 11, 2006 Saturday My hair smells of horse shit and earlier I was covered in hay, can't get no better than that......
Friday, February 10, 2006 WTF? Something really odd happened to me this morning. I got in the car and put the radio on to the only thing I listen to which is Elliot in the Morning. For some reason, they were playing, Bobby McGhee by Janis Joplin. A live version. It made me well up and almost cry. Her damn voice is so fucking beautiful, and the song is so sad. I don't usually listen to that type of music, but for some reason this morning, it grabbed me. It was like, the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. I've heard the song before, but I must have been in a vunerable mood. I listenend to the whole thing. It was awesome. A song almost made me cry. Son of a bitch. The PBF has a soft side.
Announcement! Due to yesterday's major errors........I will no longer be commenting on anyone's HNT. I managed to insult two women yesterday with my HNT comments and refuse to put anyone else's self-esteem at risk. Just know that I love your HNT post each week, even though I may not say it! I think it! Y- I in no way meant to insinuate you had man legs. I was aiming for Early has girlie legs! You do not have manly legs. Your legs are shapely, long and have great definition. Please, do not have a nervous breakdown. Kim-You look so thin and tall! I just wasn't viewing it for it's artistic value and in doing so, I did not give it the attention that it deserved. It is obvious it is you. Please, excuse my oversight......... Again my apologies to those I offended, RLB
The Dawg   So, I have decided to keep Bandy and just see how his temperament goes. He is very sweet and loving until Dutch pisses him off, then he goes for the throat and that bothers me. However, Dutch has been attacked by every dog he has ever met, so.... I have decided to take a job after school, Mon-Fri. These people are friends of a friend and are equine veterinarians. They found that the lady has a degenerative childhood disease in her spine and they need someone to take care of their high ass dollar show horses. Now, isn't this just right up my alley? I will be riding (english) which I know nothing about (I have ridden western my entire life), cleaning stalls, grooming, and so forth. I sure need a new pair of boots and I am not talking about cowboy boots, but "english" boots. Yes I will be looking like the funny people with helmets, stretchy pants, and knee high weird boots with little spurs!! Who knows, maybe I will like it??? I will be sure to get some pictures in my new attire.. From what I know I will be getting paid good to do this and gawd knows, I need some money! The only concern is the lady thinks this might lead to a permanent position and I am going to school for something totally different. Guess we will see!!
Thursday, February 09, 2006 HNT  I have an unusually large butt crack!!!!!.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHAHAHAHAHA!!!
HNT  The PBF "enjoying himself." Happy HNT.
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Monday, February 06, 2006 I am blank.... I have absolutely nothing to bitch about. Everything has been really calm. I cannot even bitch about Dion! He has helped me out with the superstinkalicious. So, that I could have some alone/sister time. I always tell him that he is the "worst uncle in the world." He has been acting very unclely. I am a little suspicious of this whole situation. I think he is buttering me up for something. He has been so nice lately, that I cannot even think of a good name for him. Y, I am sure it will not be long before something pops into my mind. Ok......I left for a few minutes and came back to publish my post...........I now have something to talk about: I came around the corner into Sheila's living room and fucking caught her sitting in my sons car seat! What the fuck.....I ask? She states "I am just rocking." What the fuck....I ask? She then tells me that "It is fun." I stand there staring with a stupid look on my face. Then I finally tell her, "that it only holds up to 25 lbs and she is not that skinny." What I really wanted to say was "fucking skinny bitch I could not fit my right thigh into that seat...........you make me fucking sick!" :)
Saturday, February 04, 2006 Thanks PBF I have been thinking all morning about what I could possibly bitch about, and nothing! I can't believe it! Nothing pending or hanging over my head at this point... I would like to thank PBF, our pimp ass Daddy, for supporting us in the Ms. Blogger contest that MM is running, you can vote for us here if you like or vote for some of the other women, all of them are pretty damn cool! The boy and I are going to the pound to sneak lil' Bandy a biscuit today, he is awaiting doodard surgery on Monday. Hell, I think I will sneak biscuits to as many as possible.... I think I will become an advocate for the shelters around here and go volunteer some of my time after school, I know they need the help, the dogs I mean! Nothing like a good walk to shake the prison blues!! We have a new teacher at school, she is about 47, single with no kids, and is a real teacher. Of course I like the fact that when she was 17, she worked for the forest service in CO, rode a horse and carried a gun while working for her father (he was the head forest guy)! She rode boundary. How cool would that be? Anyway, you all be careful out and about this weekend!
Friday, February 03, 2006 Confucius Say.. I have always loved these, think I'll post them often. Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts Confucius say, man who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew Confucius say, secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk
Thursday, February 02, 2006 HNT 
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Groundhog DAY  In rememberance of John Simon "Beverly". PBF, thanks for posting, I have been gone all day. However, when I heard it was Groundhog day, I knew.. See you on the other side!
Pretty Vacant On this day in 1979, Sid Vicious died from a heroin overdose. I was checking my gmail, and I got a spam mail from Sid Vicious. How weird is that?
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