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Wednesday, November 30, 2005 Game Addict I am addicted to this game. It is called Grow Cube. I am convinced it is unbeatable but I can't stop playing it. There are mad other crazy games on this site. Go there, but be warned. I showed it to tiff and she played it for like an hour straight. 
Tuesday, November 29, 2005 Huh? Someone used the word "worser" on the phone with me today. The fuck does that mean? Hoooked on puhonics worked for me! me!
Monday, November 28, 2005 Boonie Dogs Here I go with my crazies again! I have decided that when my Gussy goes, I want to adopt a Boonie Dog from Guam. These are feral dogs that have overpopulated the island (there are boonie cats also). These guys are known to be very ugly, having no hair, big ears and titties that sling around, but I have found them to be very handsome and personable. You do have to adopt a pup as the older dogs are not trainable. You can see a better picture of these dogs if you click on the link I provided. Now I realize that there are many homeless dogs here local, and that I will probably end up adopting one here, but a girl can wish! I have adopted humane pound animals and I even rescue wild BLM burros, so I am not heartless to the needs of my local animal shelters.. So if you know anyone stationed at Guam, let them know I would like a Boonie!!
Saturday, November 26, 2005 
Wednesday, November 23, 2005 My little indian!  Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving and the gay guy! First of all let me tell you this. I am from a very very small town in the Texas panhandle. The older people around this area still do not except racial dating/marriages and damn sure not gay people! I realize it is like this everywhere, but in a small town people are extremely judgemental and everyone knows your business. Well, my very open minded sister #2 had met this guy who happened to be gay at college. They became and still are very good friends. After he had came out of the closet his family pretty much disowned him. So sister #2 invited him to our house for Thanksgiving so he would not be alone. Well, it was decided to tell everyone he was gay except my father. Sister #2 thought daddy would never know this guy was gay. Is he a flamer I ask? No, she replies not at all (sometimes she is a little blinded). So, the night before T-day he was coming to spend the night at Sister #2's house. I go over that night to meet him. The guy was flaming so hard, I swear he was smoking. I ask sister #2 what planet she is on? She still thinks daddy will never know. OK Fine! So now T-day is upon us. Everyone is preparing the food, setting up tables and all the shit that you have to do to feed 3000 people. When the phone rings. Dad was in the back of the house and answered the phone. Mom and I are doing our thing when doors start slamming and he comes stomping down the hall in the way that only he can do. The walls were shaking. I am sitting in the bathroom putting on my make-up. So I was his first stop. Why the fuck did no one tell me a mother fucking faggot was coming to my mother fucking god damn fucking house. I mean he was pissed. I am like daughter #2 and him are friends and he had no place to go so she invited him. He is bringing your favorite dessert......chocolate pie.... I am not eating no mother fucking pie some cocksucking faggot ass mother fucker made. I ask who the hell had called him? Sister #3 told her husband that a guy who happened to be gay was coming for T-day. He did not take it as good as she thought he would. So he called and told on us. Dad was pacing up and down the entire length of the house for hours ranting and raving. Talking about how we women shouldn't be hiding shit from him and that this is his house. All the typical things a redneck man would say. He calls sister #2 and tells her not to EVEN think about bringing the (insert every cuss word you can think of) faggot to the house. He was going to kick his ass if he even stepped foot on this property. This has now turned into hours of fighting. He made sister #2 cry and mother was furious! Everyone is pissed......T-day was fucking off. Everyone finally KINDA got it together and decided to go ahead with our Thanksgiving dinner. The gay guy did not show up and sister #2 had nothing to say to dad. Things were tense, but we all got through it. Daddy still talks about us girls trying to bring a fucking faggot to his house and how he didn't give a shit if it was the best fucking chocolate pie that has ever crossed his lips. There would be no gay guy in his house. We all had a good laugh later that day when I busted my ass and slid underneath the car on the wet asphault. See all it takes to lighten up a situation is to bust your ass and that is exactly why I did it.....lol! Now don't you feel better about your family?
Tuesday, November 22, 2005 Yes! I will start off by saying that the Pumpkin Spice creamer from Coffeemate friggin' rocks! This is especially true when mixed with fine Starbucks coffee. They have an assortment of flavors for the holidays including Peppermint Mocha and Gingerbread. I was thinking today about Thanksgiving and turkeys and stuffing and such... I have managed my whole life to dodge the job cooking T-day dinner and if the grand task were appointed to me, I would run, run like the big ass bird! It started with my grandmothers, who still to this day, made the bestest tasting meals on T-day. It is too bad they passed away without giving me the recipes. In the last 6 years or so, our good friend the bear cop has graciously slaved away at the stove only to serve a delicious meal with pecan pies and everything! We would go shopping the night before and then proceed to go home and make this eggnog that would kill a small animal. He would spend the night and it would be on the next morning. This year, Uncle Who is spending Thanksgiving in Santa Fe with people who couldn't love him as much as we do, so more power to him... AGAIN, I luck out and one of my best friends up here is doing the deed and I gladly accepted the invite. I only have to make pies and my spinach dip! I am going to be busy manana so I am wishing you all a very great Tryptophan buzz!!
Monday, November 21, 2005 My Guitarzan  This is my oldest son who has a major talent going on! He can play about anything you throw at him and good. This would be my "good kid" because he is not a turd (well maybe a little)! He is 13 and is really starting to change, you know the manhood thing.. I was surprised to hear the other day that he got his very first love letter- from a pretty girl!!!
Props to Kim I am diggin the new blog! Good job Kimberlee!! Sorry it took me so long to get back with ya.
Yay Turkey! I friggin love thanksgiving. Eat till you puke. Nice. I just hate it that every year I have to drive back home for 2 hours after eating 8 lbs of drug infested turkey. At least I will have company on the way back. My friend Josh is coming back with me. He can yell at me and keep me awake. Yay turkey!
Sunday, November 20, 2005 Unimog Wif Camper  If anyone out there loved me alot, they would buy this for me! It is on Ebay and has a starting price of $50,000.00!
Saturday, November 19, 2005 Theory!  Does anyone besides Sheila and me think that something looks awry with this picture? This is a picture of Bush supposedly in China about to go to church. We think he is at Crawford and had this picture doctored up to "fuel" everyone!
Friday, November 18, 2005 Good Bye Piggy I seem to get way too attached to my vehicles and today I am having to let another one go and I am a bit sad. Piggy is my very first Jeep and I have had him since about 2001. This guy did his job for years and gave me many hours of fun! He earned the name "Piggy" after the first time I took him mudding (yes I am a bit redneck) and he NEVER left me stuck! We spent many hours on forest roads and in mudholes trying to get stuck to no avail. We were drunk during most of these playdays and I thank him for taking care of me. He took me safely to Texas on a few occasions and when I would pull into the base after a good muddy day, he would get much applause (yes MP's sometimes let down their guard)! He is now going to a little old lady who frequently attends church and needs a vehicle to haul her little friends around! Piggy you will be missed....
Thursday, November 17, 2005 Word verification- Is it just me or is this word verification thing getting out of hand? They are just getting longer and according to some people they have hidden meanings. I swear I just typed like 30 letters to comment on OUR blog. Does our blog not know who I am? I do have to log in to post. Does this mean our blog is stupid?
Wednesday, November 16, 2005 Fucked Day I just really had one of those days and everything went to shit and then some. However, there were a few funny things that managed to happen that made me smile. First of all, it was the birth date of PBF (Happy B-Day again), I have consumed 3/4 of a bottle of merlot, I found out that my boyfriend had a case of the soupy shit in the Home Depot and relieved himself unknowingly in the women's restroom, the Castle Super Store in Alb. has penis shaped pasta, the Radio Shack has remote controlled farters, my friend is having a "Pink Party" (you can guess what that may be), my friend will be serving penis pasta at this party, and last but not least, I am invited to this festivity!!! Happy Hump Day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear peanutbutterfilthyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! Happyyyyy birthdayyyyy tooooooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! I hope you have a great day. Enjoy!
Monday, November 14, 2005 Help Save the McRib! I have never been a huge fan of McDonalds except for when it came time for the McRib samwich. I friggin' love the McRib. Well according to Mickey D's, it is on it's farewell tour and you can sign a petition to save it. Well I did this and I wish you would too! It is very fast... McRib So please don't take my McRib.... Away.....
Saturday, November 12, 2005 Things Kids Say...  I was sitting at the table this morning having a nice cup of coffee and heard my 6 year old say something really surprising. See, this kid is a pure turd, really. He gets in trouble in school, on the bus, and has been called satan on a number of occasions yet is very interested in politics, science, and so forth. He looks at his father, who is a Desert Storm veteran and says, "November 11, 2005 was Veteran's Day, all of the wars around the world stopped and they came back to their homes where they were living and were able to see their families". I cannot believe he came up with this! I grabbed him and gave him a big hug and kiss. See, I believe that cuteness is a child's only survival skill. I think there might be hope for him after all...
Friday, November 11, 2005 bye i am very sad and will not blog for awhile. sorry.
Henry The Mule Hates Mountain Lions!   I love Equus asinus...
The Farting Preacher It is no secret that I am a huge fan of the fart noise. I fucking love Ebaum's World! I have also discovered Jib Jab thanks to my teacher. You can step back in time and see the cheesiest Halloween costumes from your childhood and a huge page on mullets! Back to the farting preacher! He is actually a real preacher from Dallas and very animated if I may add. The #4 is my favorite, here is the link- http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingpreacher4.html enjoy!
Thursday, November 10, 2005 Ole! RLB is tha bomb junx, yo! Sorry, Biggie is playing. Had to represent. Anyways I got a care package from her today filled with goodies! I got 3 Big Reds which is a soda made in Texas that is very popular. I read nothing but good reviews for it, so now I will taste it and review it on my review website. Then there are 2 bottles of Jarrito's, a Spanish soda. I have only had the orange and it it good! I got Mandarin and Fruit Punch. Then the weird stuff. We have Pica Fresa. These are gummies in the flavor of strawberry with chili. I ate one. Interesting. Not too bad, but weird. I also got Pico, which are these little heroin bags filled with red powder. I have been warned not to put all of one bag on my tounge at once. That brings us to Vero Elotes. Lollipops in the flavor of strawberry with chili. That must be like the grape of flavors over there. These lollipops are shaped, and with quite detail, like ears of corn. There is also Canel's Chewing Gum. Looks like Chiclets. What frightens me is that there is a menthol flavor. No ultra light, though. Finally, Tascosa extra hot sauce. It looks fucking awesome. Thanks, RLB!!!!!!
Thank You RLB!!! Just wanted to let everyone know that RLB got me the two bestest early Christmas presents ever!! THANK YOU! Don't know if I can top that... Really that was cool.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 Hello! 2 days til vacation. I can't fucking wait. I am gonna throw down like it is 1999. Anyone who wants to hang out, call my celly. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
His Other Woman Hey has anybody heard from HOW? All of a sudden her blog is gone.. I hope she is doing ok. If anyone knows, please let me know!
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 How does he do it? I had to go to my grandmothers (work) early yesterday. So I called my nephew around 7:30 and asked if he would come and check on the animals. Well, he asked if I wanted him to stay the night over here. I said it was up to him. He decided to stay over and this morning when I come home......here is the run down. Walk in everything seems normal. I go into the kitchen there is a half gallon of Pecan Praline ice cream on the kitchen counter. He has microwaved it and it has a straw in it, an empty half gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream in trash, all the dog bowls are empty and turned over, they have NO water, the cat is left in the garage, there is dog shit in the hall (which could have happened after he went to school), clothes strewn all over bedroom, paper towel strewn all over bedroom, mother's Christmas bears strewn all over bedroom, and all phones are off the chargers. So far that is all I have discovered. The only thing I can figure out is that he went on an ice cream eating binge and then in a major sugar high.......kinda went through the house like the Tazmanian Devil! How the hell else can you explain it?
Monday, November 07, 2005 My Gustofert My dog Gussy is not doing well. He is 16 years old.. born on Valentine's Day, many, many years ago and named after Gus Mcrae of the book Lonesome Dove. He is the love of my life and soon I am going to have to let him go. Gussy has traveled numerous miles with me and RLB, jumped off the fishing dock with me, into the river, to the count of three, has been chased and kicked by donkeys and horses, has been hit by a truck two times (received broken leg with pins), has been filled with buckshot (thanks to my old asshole neighbor who shot him as a pup), has given me hundreds of kisses, has protected me from strangers, has scratched the hell out of RLB's old truck from road tripping, has been kind to many cats, has never bitched at me, has never hit me, has consoled me when I was hurt, has barked into the night for no reason at all, has alerted me when strangers were near, has farted in the truck and didn't roll the windows down, has eaten horse poop, has smiled at me every morning of his life, has eaten pumpkin pie from my fork, has eaten chinese food from Lew's chopsticks, has jumped 5' into the air to catch a stick, has tried to bite a mean kid on a bicycle, and has given unconditional love... Gussy has heartworms and the medicine will more than likely kill him at this age. I am doing the only other thing I know to do and that is give him herbal remedies and wish for the best. I spent tons of money today that I had saved up for Christmas to buy him this medicine, I pray that it works. I really don't know what I will do without him.....
Friday, November 04, 2005 Pilates for Dummies Today I had the entire day all to myself, so I decided to go shopping! Normally I am a thrift shopper but today I indulged and went to Kmart! I am a huge fan of the "Dummies" books (probably because I am a dummy)and found Pilates for Dummies. I am fixing to try this one out, maybe it will explain to me how to get down to the floor.. Anyway, I hope it is a little more forgiving than my other Pilates workout, that one leaves you feeling sick sometimes! Thought I might add that I spent the last hour by myself sipping on a Starbucks latte with three shots, driving home through the mountain, and listening to Submission by the Sex Pistols.
Random crap! I FINALLY finished my mother's bathroom. She is going to be very surprised when they come home. My parents have a second home in New Mexico, so they have been in the mountains this entire month. Honestly, I am missing them........yes, even my Dad. Of course, it will take a total of three minutes for the man to get on my nerves when they come home, but I am still ready for them to come home. It has ONLY taken me 8 months to get this project done...lol. Note to self: Do not start projects when you have a newborn. Speaking of the Stinky.  I took him trick or treating Monday and he really had fun.......well, I think the people I took him to see actually had more fun. He made a haul. Like I even let him eat candy! I have discovered that he adores yogurt (Aunt Sheila introduced this) and refried beans, rice, sour cream and guacamole......now that is a kid after my own heart. We will hit the hot sauce at a later date. Speaking of discoveries. I discovered that my Grandmother is a total bitch. I hate to think of a Grandparent that way, but I must call it the way I see it. I do private home health care for this evil woman and on Wednesday she asked me to look for some phone numbers on top of the fridge. Well, I pulled down this pink envelope. I thought maybe they are in there. NOPE, but there was a handwritten will. That one of my Aunt's had her write. Without going into too much detail.........let's just say this. It is like the story of Cinderella with a twist. Grandma and my two aunt's are the assholes who do nothing, expect everything and munipulate everyone. While my father is treated like Cinderella or shall we call him Cinderello. Anyway, you get the picture. Well, I lose it.....it even made me start crying and I am NOT a crybaby. We always knew we were the blacksheep (have no idea why but that is the way they have always treated us) but to see it in black and white made it very real. So now I have to continue to work at my grandmother's and be nice to her. This is going to take some effort, but enough of that. I am going to get my mirror replaced today that was ripped off on our girls gone wild night. Have I told you guys that the girl  that pulled the Dukes of Hazzard stunt, tore the major tendon in her ankle and is now in physical therapy and wearing a boot? What a fuck up....lol Here is something I read this morning.."Families are like fudge: mostly sweet with a few nuts." Have a great Friday! By the way the picture above is Kim and Cassidy...the Dukes of Hazzard chick. HAZZARD about sums her up.......lol Whew, that was a knee slapper!! I have more photos I will post later.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005 Halloween pic  This is a Halloween picture of my son and a certain family member who doesn't even deserve to hold my little angelic baby!
Tuesday, November 01, 2005 For Madman.. I would like to express sympathy for Madman and his wife as her father has passed away. I am saddened by this because I have a big place in my heart for the elderly and I lost my last grandparent this summer. If it were not for my grandparents, I would have been put up for adoption. I hope her father is at peace now....
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