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Friday, September 30, 2005 Lakini "Lakini's Juice" By Live 
zakk wylde "Way Beyond Empty" By Zakk Wylde
UNMH We had our first field trip yesterday to the local hospital records department! I got to witness first hand what I will be doing (that is unless I decide to work at Churches Chicken) and it was really cool! There are millions of records, I was amazed. I got to talk to one of the girls there and she said that if you like investigating that this was the job for you.. Well let's see, I am a virgo, I pick every little thing apart and my ex husband taught me to be a good investigator so I think I will really enjoy this! There was even a lady there with a beehive, I think her name was Flo. Post update on Slimy Gary the snail, he is still alive. I read that you can feed snails oatmeal, so I did. Weirdest shit, he was eating it out of my hand.... Yes I have lost my mind. Y'all have a safe weekend!
Wednesday, September 28, 2005 New Blog Check out my new blog. Ckick on PBF Beverage Reviews on the side bar.
Love This One  Good Gawd.... Wonder if there is any chance that I might be able to find this man on my next fishing trip.. I really fish you know..
My Korn Video So I would like to apologize for the video I posted but only due to the video itself and what it did to the template. However, I will not apologize for the song.. I fucking love Korn and the song I played. I remember a certain Loretta Lynn video posted awhile back which really sucked, but I didn't go there... I know a certain Army Special Forces group that plays Korn right before they do the nasty to the very people we are afraid of in this world! On a better note, I aced the test!! My brainiac teacher gave half of the class the wrong test (which I received) and that fucked us all up and we were shitting when we had questions that didn't even apply to us. I am starting to wonder about her again... It all got straightened out and we did very well. I have an A for this mod. On a sad note, my son's pet snail, "Slimy Gary" accidentally got dropped on the floor by my son and we don't know if he will make it because his shell is cracked at the top. It is funny that in a week we have all become very attached to "Gary". Jakey is devastated and I am even a little sad as he is a really cool snail (omg).
Sorry Kimmie! PBF and I took a vote this morning and decided to remove your sucky ass Korn video. It was making people sick and they couldn't even stay around to read our blog. It was so bad PBF's computer was ill and after I removed the video the pc came back to life. We both believe the song sucks and the video sucks. Please, refrain from posting anymore shitty songs and videos. Democracy rocks.........
Tuesday, September 27, 2005 Did I Miss a Meeting? I was here this morning and now there is like 4 more posts and some sort of color seizure going on.
Mod Exam So we have finally come to the end of our mod and it is time for our exam tomorrow.. This is the first test that I have had to take in ages (since the dark ages)and I am shitting myself a little. See I know every answer and I mean every answer but when I even hear a faint whisper of the word TEST, my brain goes into lockdown, "brain fart" if you would rather... I wish myself luck! My friend Dora's dad owns three bars in Juarez, Mexico (if you are unfamiliar with Juarez, think of Tijuana) and we have been trying to plan a trip down there for a special occasion and I think this would be a good time, given we all pass.. Our teacher woke up today, (I think this might have had something to do with the Dean coming in yesterday to evaluate her) she gave us a review for the test and was very thorough. We even have a field trip lined up at the hospital on Thursday. Hope y'all are having a good week! Think I need to check on a roof...
Curtains  Sheila wanted me to inform everyone that the reason she only had half a curtain in the sister pic is because of this dog (Carly Warly fo Farly) which is the size of a small horse and has been known to be a tad bit destructive. The curtains have since been replaced with a tasteful Martha Stewart like curtain.
Saturday, September 24, 2005 Ministry "Jesus Built My Hotrod" By Ministry
FYI for the ladies! PBF says that he has the magic tongue. He says he can bring a woman to orgasm in 30 seconds flat. He also claims his fingers are just as magical. Now, for anyone that would like to give this a try his phone number is 523-408-2135. Give him a call! He has the day off and nothing better to do but service a woman...........or two........or three.........well, you get the picture!
My stale chip eating nephew!  This is my nephews response to my post about him and his little chip problem. Now, I think we need to discuss his bad attitude....
Bored I wish Robin would wake up.
Bill and Me  This is Bill and me after a "Bill Screwdriver"!! Note the loooong ponytail and all the tattoos. This man is 100% dirty biker! Note the dumb Mr. Mathis look on my face! It WAS a good day yesterday...
Friday, September 23, 2005 A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great... just great... Some asshole's got my pen."
Thursday, September 22, 2005 Admiration! 
Wednesday, September 21, 2005 Here I Am Sorry. I am here. Having a rough time at work. I am trying to keep my posts on this blog just humorous, without rage, so as not be the same as my other blog. But, as of late, I have been full of rage. So, how's everyone one been, how's the kids, I wanna quit my job, seen any good movies?
Miss Teacher We as students are supposed to have near perfect attendance to graduate. Our instructor has been one hour late, every day, since we started last Tuesday and was absent today. I have had questions about her after she told us of all the jobs she has had. Three months here, three months there... The entire class is having to basically teach ourselves which is OK but we need a little help here and there. We had the golden opportunity to attend the class of the other instructor today. I am thinking to myself, damn, we might actually learn some shit today! Well we did, she was very thorough with everything and I left there feeling like I knew something. This was a good feeling, not a feeling of abandonment like I feel every other day. There were some questions that we naturally answered and I believe the faculty will be having a talk with her when she returns. I am paying a shitload of money for this and dammit they better give me better than this!
Rita Ok, So my sister, two nephews and cousin live around Houston. They are all very close to the evacuation area. We are wanting them to leave because we are worried (of course) . I know Katrina has really instilled the fear in us, but you never know it could be just as bad. My sister said things are already crazy and traffic is horrible. Well the 18 year old nephew refuses to leave and of course my sister does not want to leave him there. Like I said he is 18......enough said. We are trying to get him talked into leaving by having people call him. This is a chain of events where he will keep getting calls from family members until we have to pull out the big guns and then things could get ugly. I told her that she has to think about nephew #2 also and herself even if nephew #1 didn't change his mind. I think he just needs his teeth slapped out and his guitar taken hostage. Then he might change is mind. My cousin will leave if my sister leaves. What the fuck is up with the hurricanes this year? Fuck!!
Tuesday, September 20, 2005 2 Guys and a Girl? OK did I miss something here PBF????
The Helmut Howdy all, sorry I haven't posted in a while, I have been busy and maybe a little sick. Have found the energy to nap and I am running a fever.. We took the little caddy truck, affectionately known as Helmut to Foreign Aide to drop the motor back in and he should be shuttling me to school in a few! Think I will purchase some Merle Haggard to listen to when I drive him around. School is going great, I just had to fine tune it a bit.. Have met alot of new friends, one being Dora. She is just an ornery old thing, but she is cool with me and we laugh alot.. See she is Mescalero Apache and has tolerance for nobody.. She blurts out obscene words like RLB (I feel right at home with her).. I feel bad for her as she has MRSA in which she acquired from her hospital job. She is a CNA, Phlebotomist, Massage Therapist, the list goes on... think she has like 20 degrees! She has helped me in class alot.. I figure we will do some heavy drinking when we have to do our autopsy class, did I mention this??????? Fuck.. You always think it might be cool until you actually know you have to watch this (not to mention smell this)... I will have to bring TLB's beer fridge with me to the morgue so I will have something to puke on. I hope everyone is well and keeping their chin up.. Until next time..
Hello? Where did the guy go?
Monday, September 19, 2005 Hello? Where did the girls go?
Saturday, September 17, 2005 Hank III Was at the concert last night when I noticed Jubal's, "box". It had many very cool stickers including one that read, "III". This would belong to Hank III who is the grandson of Hank Sr. and Hank Jr. of course. The jube has seen him in concert and says he sounds just like Hank Sr. who is by far better than Hank Jr. in my opinion. You have to realize that some of my all time favorites are Bob Wills, Hank Sr. and of course Willie Nelson (not that Willie plays fiddle). I absolutely love the old fiddle music.. AAAAUuuhhh HHHHaaaaaah! I googled Hank III and much to my surprise he looks alot like his grandpa and is quite handsome. He looks all clean cut then at the back of his head hangs a long ponytail oh and with lots of tattoos. I don't think RLB will agree, but he is damn better than Shooter Jennings in my opinion and probably has bigger feet! This guy is a damn hellion!!! Can't wait till he comes here! http://www.hank3.com
Twiztid  Well I survived the Twiztid concert last night. I put this pic up for RLB, this was the stage banner for the band.. Thought she would like it! The guys put on a really good show, I never got bored, I'll tell you that!! Got to spend time with Jubal, my old high school friend and he bought me dinner for my bday. It was nice and I was truly treated like a lady! I had the chance to hang out on the bus and of course this was interesting needless to say. They have quite a big fan club called the Juggalos that follow them around and try like hell to get on the bus! As you know, the girls will do just about anything and they did. I got to witness this first hand...... Nasty girls!! On the bus they had drinks of course, I'll leave it at that... Everyone was really friendly! The bus driver told me stories of who he has had on the bus, Slipknot for one and most recently, OMG the Deftones, which I love. They actually jacked up the sound system on the big screen tv. It was a very nice bus! That's about all for now... If you ever get a chance to see this show, do so, it is well worth it!
Friday, September 16, 2005 Another Josh Todd "Broken" By Josh Todd
woohooo I can post a video..............oh yeah......baybay
Alive "Alive" By Kenny Wayne Shepherd
Big Head Todd "Resignation Superman"ByBig Head Todd And The Monsters
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMIE! You don't look a day over 16.
Check This Out From MIT http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/dinoriki/phliez/work-well-together.html
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Kimbolian Stomperrrrrrr Happy Birthday to you!! I hope you have a great day. I cannot believe how old you are getting. Mother Fucker!!! Well party your ass off tonight. I wish I could be there with you. Love you..........Robin
Thursday, September 15, 2005 Delerious Someone love me! I am hallucinating!
Anyone have one of these? One of my nephews......I am not naming names here......has a real problem with chips..... Doritos, Tostitos, Cheetos.....etc. He cannot close the damn bag. Every time he is here (which is everyday and I am still not naming names) I find an open bag of chips in the computer room and a few other places around the house. I have explained to him time and time again that when he does this it causes the chips to go stale. Chips with prolonged exposure to air= stale. He just looks at me as if I am a dumbass and goes on. He also STILL (at 17) has a problem with drinking other peoples drinks. It doesn't matter what it is or how long it has been sitting out. He just walks by and takes a drink. He realizes he has a problem with this though....... about a month ago I walked back to the room where the computer is and placed an unopened Dr. Pepper can on the desk and then proceeded back to the kitchen. Upon my return I found a sticky note on top of my now opened can that read........you should have known better than to leave it! Smartass!! Anyway, I was just wondering if anyone else had one of these around.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005 Skewl Day.. part 1 Would like to thank RLB for the encouraging words! Today was my first day and already tough, I am going for medical coding, billing, and transcription and I had 8 pages of homework to do... The people in my class are cool and very experienced in the medical field, which leaves me behind a bit. My instructor is also pretty cool as she asked me if I had a Marlboro Red at first break! Damn.. She did the med. records for years before she became a teacher and she mentioned that it is a very stressful occupation, but your reap good pay and benefits. What an incentive! It is going to be a long road ahead...
Back to school Well today is whistlers first day of college! It is her first attempt at a college education. So I want to wish her the best of luck and don't be nervous. I know you will do great. Way to go Kimmie!
Santeria WHY CAN'T I POST VIDEOS ANYMORE...........ANYONE HAVE AN EXPLANATION? IT IS STARTING TO TICK ME OFF!
Monday, September 12, 2005 Help Me! I am not well. I am sick and overworked. Someone help me.
Saturday, September 10, 2005 Helmut I Think!  Here's our diesel VW Caddy guys!!! Can't wait to let 'er rip!!!
Friday, September 09, 2005 Get This Movie!! I had the opportunity to watch an EXCELLENT movie this morning. It is called CRASH and everyone, as far as I am concerned, needs to see this. It has many famous actors and it is a complete whirlwind of racism, ethics, etc. It makes a complete circle and makes you think! Trust me, rent this!!! You will know what I mean about "circle".
Meet the Fuckers! Yesterday my sister and I ordered our father a Meet the Fuckers cap. In case you have not seen these......it is a pic of Bush and Cheney with the caption Meet the Fuckers. You have to understand my dad HATES Bush. You could ask him what he had for breakfast and he can turn it into something about Bush. I had eggs and bacon but I wouldn't be eating shit if that sorry ass bastard mother fucking Bush had anything to do with it. I have explained to him that if he does not stop this no one is going to want to be his friend anymore! Anyway, so we ordered him a cap, my sister a coffee mug and my son a Meet the Fuckers bib...how cute is that? He will of course not being wearing this in public, but it will be a good keepsake. Then we ordered our mother a more tasteful shirt that has Bush on what I am hoping is a saddle (was a little hard to see) and it says Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot..........lol! They are going to be so proud of us!
What do you think about this? I would like to hear what some other people think about this article. So please read this and post a comment. This was sent to me by a lady who actually has a brother that is still (to my knowledge) in New Orleans. An Unnatural Disaster: A Hurricane Exposes the Man-Made Disaster of the Welfare State by Robert Tracinski Sep 02, 2005 by Robert Tracinski It took four long days for state and federal officials to figure out how to deal with the disaster in New Orleans. I can't blame them, because it also took me four long days to figure out what was going on there. The reason is that the events there make no sense if you think that we are confronting a natural disaster. If this is just a natural disaster, the response for public officials is obvious: you bring in food, water, and doctors; you send transportation to evacuate refugees to temporary shelters; you send engineers to stop the flooding and rebuild the city's infrastructure. For journalists, natural disasters also have a familiar pattern: the heroism of ordinary people pulling together to survive; the hard work and dedication of doctors, nurses, and rescue workers; the steps being taken to clean up and rebuild. Public officials did not expect that the first thing they would have to do is to send thousands of armed troops in armored vehicle, as if they are suppressing an enemy insurgency. And journalists—myself included—did not expect that the story would not be about rain, wind, and flooding, but about rape, murder, and looting. But this is not a natural disaster. It is a man-made disaster. The man-made disaster is not an inadequate or incompetent response by federal relief agencies, and it was not directly caused by Hurricane Katrina. This is where just about every newspaper and television channel has gotten the story wrong. The man-made disaster we are now witnessing in New Orleans did not happen over four days last week. It happened over the past four decades. Hurricane Katrina merely exposed it to public view. The man-made disaster is the welfare state. For the past few days, I have found the news from New Orleans to be confusing. People were not behaving as you would expect them to behave in an emergency—indeed, they were not behaving as they have behaved in other emergencies. That is what has shocked so many people: they have been saying that this is not what we expect from America. In fact, it is not even what we expect from a Third World country. When confronted with a disaster, people usually rise to the occasion. They work together to rescue people in danger, and they spontaneously organize to keep order and solve problems. This is especially true in America. We are an enterprising people, used to relying on our own initiative rather than waiting around for the government to take care of us. I have seen this a hundred times, in small examples (a small town whose main traffic light had gone out, causing ordinary citizens to get out of their cars and serve as impromptu traffic cops, directing cars through the intersection) and large ones (the spontaneous response of New Yorkers to September 11). So what explains the chaos in New Orleans? To give you an idea of the magnitude of what is going on, here is a description from a Washington Times story: "Storm victims are raped and beaten; fights erupt with flying fists, knives and guns; fires are breaking out; corpses litter the streets; and police and rescue helicopters are repeatedly fired on. "The plea from Mayor C. Ray Nagin came even as National Guardsmen poured in to restore order and stop the looting, carjackings and gunfire.... "Last night, Gov. Kathleen Babineaux Blanco said 300 Iraq-hardened Arkansas National Guard members were inside New Orleans with shoot-to-kill orders. " 'These troops are...under my orders to restore order in the streets,' she said. 'They have M-16s, and they are locked and loaded. These troops know how to shoot and kill and they are more than willing to do so if necessary and I expect they will.' " The reference to Iraq is eerie. The photo that accompanies this article shows a SWAT team with rifles and armored vests riding on an armored vehicle through trash-strewn streets lined by a rabble of squalid, listless people, one of whom appears to be yelling at them. It looks exactly like a scene from Sadr City in Baghdad. What explains bands of thugs using a natural disaster as an excuse for an orgy of looting, armed robbery, and rape? What causes unruly mobs to storm the very buses that have arrived to evacuate them, causing the drivers to speed away, frightened for their lives? What causes people to attack the doctors trying to treat patients at the Superdome? Why are people responding to natural destruction by causing further destruction? Why are they attacking the people who are trying to help them? My wife, Sherri, figured it out first, and she figured it out on a sense-of-life level. While watching the coverage one night on Fox News Channel, she told me that she was getting a familiar feeling. She studied architecture at the Illinois Institute of Technology, which is located in the South Side of Chicago just blocks away from the Robert Taylor Homes, one of the largest high-rise public housing projects in America. "The projects," as they were known, were infamous for uncontrollable crime and irremediable squalor. (They have since, mercifully, been demolished.) What Sherri was getting from last night's television coverage was a whiff of the sense of life of "the projects." Then the "crawl"—the informational phrases flashed at the bottom of the screen on most news channels—gave some vital statistics to confirm this sense: 75% of the residents of New Orleans had already evacuated before the hurricane, and of those who remained, a large number were from the city's public housing projects. Jack Wakeland then told me that early reports from CNN and Fox indicated that the city had no plan for evacuating all of the prisoners in the city's jails—so they just let many of them loose. [Update: I have been searching for news reports on this last story, but I have not been able to confirm it. Instead, I have found numerous reports about the collapse of the corrupt and incompetent New Orleans Police Department; see here and here.] There is no doubt a significant overlap between these two populations--that is, a large number of people in the jails used to live in the housing projects, and vice versa. There were many decent, innocent people trapped in New Orleans when the deluge hit—but they were trapped alongside large numbers of people from two groups: criminals—and wards of the welfare state, people selected, over decades, for their lack of initiative and self-induced helplessness. The welfare wards were a mass of sheep—on whom the incompetent administration of New Orleans unleashed a pack of wolves. All of this is related, incidentally, to the incompetence of the city government, which failed to plan for a total evacuation of the city, despite the knowledge that this might be necessary. In a city corrupted by the welfare state, the job of city officials is to ensure the flow of handouts to welfare recipients and patronage to political supporters—not to ensure a lawful, orderly evacuation in case of emergency. No one has really reported this story, as far as I can tell. In fact, some are already actively distorting it, blaming President Bush, for example, for failing to personally ensure that the Mayor of New Orleans had drafted an adequate evacuation plan. The worst example is an execrable piece from the Toronto Globe and Mail, by a supercilious Canadian who blames the chaos on American "individualism." But the truth is precisely the opposite: the chaos was caused by a system that was the exact opposite of individualism. What Hurricane Katrina exposed was the psychological consequences of the welfare state. What we consider "normal" behavior in an emergency is behavior that is normal for people who have values and take the responsibility to pursue and protect them. People with values respond to a disaster by fighting against it and doing whatever it takes to overcome the difficulties they face. They don't sit around and complain that the government hasn't taken care of them. And they don't use the chaos of a disaster as an opportunity to prey on their fellow men. But what about criminals and welfare parasites? Do they worry about saving their houses and property? They don't, because they don't own anything. Do they worry about what is going to happen to their businesses or how they are going to make a living? They never worried about those things before. Do they worry about crime and looting? But living off of stolen wealth is a way of life for them. People living in piles of their own trash, while petulantly complaining that other people aren't doing enough to take care of them and then shooting at those who come to rescue them—this is not just a description of the chaos at the Superdome. It is a perfect summary of the 40-year history of the welfare state and its public housing projects. The welfare state—and the brutish, uncivilized mentality it sustains and encourages—is the man-made disaster that explains the moral ugliness that has swamped New Orleans. And that is the story that no one is reporting.
Thursday, September 08, 2005 Dead I am dead tired. I worked 6am-6pm today. And I talked to fucking morons the whole time (click "PBF Da Man [thanks ladies!]" on the sidebar). I would like to give props to Whistler and rlb for posting 2 songs in a row that i love. Well done.
Dutch and W71  
Circus Dog Above are pics of Dutch aka Poop, Poopsie, Poopsie Daisy... We went on a great hike today and took these on our cigar and cracker break! I adopted Dutchie last Christmas from the humane society in Albuquerque. He was there with about 12 litter mates. Fitting in my hands, I carried him out to the play area to get to know him better. The first thing he did when I put him down was back his rear end up to me and sat. It was all over.. He still does this to this day. I grew up with Aussies which are cattle dogs and they have completely different attitudes, they go and herd. Poop's mother was a german shepherd and they tend to stay right by their master and protect them, as he does. So needless to say, he is the best hiking companion EVER! Think I will have him pack a bottle of wine on the next trip. Here's to many more miles!
This Pisses Me Off! I heard this over coffee this morning, so I researched it and found... "They killed a man here last night," Steve Banka, 28, told Reuters. "A young lady was being raped and stabbed. And the sounds of her screaming got to this man and so he ran out into the street to get help from troops, to try to flag down a passing truck of them, and he jumped up on the truck's windshield and they shot him dead." "There is rapes going on here. Women cannot go to the bathroom without men. They are raping them and slitting their throats. They keep telling us the buses are coming but they never leave," she said through tears. "We found a young girl raped and killed in the bathroom," one National Guard soldier told Reuters. "Then the crowd got the man and they beat him to death." Now tell me what you think of when you read this. I know devastation has been the reality in New Orleans, but come on! Is this how you handle a situation if you are in it? Not to mention looting? This, along with FEMA, is a fucking disgrace to the USA. I am so pissed. Do these men think that they will never get laid again? WTF? New Orleans is a town that I anticipated visiting in the future because of it's culture. How could you do this to your own? Savage, humiliating beasts. Maybe in a third world country.. These men, if you call them that, should be looking for ways to help themselves and their town. A friend of ours told a story of a town in Alaska that had severly flooded, wiped everything out. He was there as he was in the military. They gathered boats and knocked out the tops of windows to retrieve food that was either floating or above water level. Then they boated these items to a big dump truck and the needy (there were very many) had a scheduled time to come and pick up food to take back to their camp which was in the forest mind you, in ALASKA. They did this daily and it kept order among the citizens. They also found ways to boil water so it was potable. That's all I have to say.
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 Orientation Well the time has finally come for my orientation at school! The anxiety is killing me of course (I am like that). I get to meet all of the ppl in my class, get my ID pic, meet the head honchos, and get my scrubs. Scrubs, I cannot picture myself in these at all, ew. Anyway sorry I haven't posted in a while, been busy with hay and such. Am anticipating the trip to see RLB in October, I need to get my party on... Hope she gets her pc up and running so she can post- I love anger!! Had a dream about her last night, that's about the only time I get to see her anymore and that is sad. I also had a dream about roofing and........ As ALWAYS, we will go to Nazareth, head right to the liquor store, browse all the goodies and get tequila. Then we will go to Shelley's house, proceed to drink way too much, and I can't say what will happen after that. Hopefully we will get to see our electrician. If not, we will go home and I will vomit on her dad's refrigerator in the drinking building! It is always good to go back home and see my family. I don't think I belong in New Mexico and like they say, "You can take the girl out of Texas but you can't take Texas out of the girl"! I would like to add to this post.......I am sure you are thinking that the vomiting incident happened ages ago. Well it did not. As a matter of fact it was just a few months ago. I laughed so fucking hard I was crying. Here we are in our 30's and Whistler is yacking on my dad's beer fridge. LMFAO!! You had to be there! RLB3773
Monday, September 05, 2005 Labor Day Schmabor Day Isn't the idea of Labor Day, to not labor? Well why in the fuck did I for 10.5 hours today? The double time? Sure, that'll buy me a lot of Garbage Pail Kids, but I would have rather slept til noon and played some Halo. Oh who are we kidding, I would have played Lumines until I stared a whole through my PSP. So, I am going to now refer to Labor Day as "Opposite Sketch Day." Those of you who hung out at Barth's, and Blip's arcade know exactly what I am talking about. Wow. That post looks like it has sponsors.
Sunday, September 04, 2005 Without... OK so happy Sunday to everyone! I hope y'all are drinking some large amounts of booze for me this holiday weekend! Oh and having some spine tingling, greasy, nookie... I mean the good shit OK. Did manage to go on a good hike this morning and saw some rock climbers gettin their groove on, this is sexy by the way.. Have some good news for myself, my B-Day is coming and I am going to party my ass off. My old friend is a sound engineer and is on tour wif a new up and coming band called Twizted, it has to do with ICP(which PBF abhors). Anyway, I get to sit my ass up there with Jubal (my friend, have known him since high school) and drink to my heart's content! I don't get this lucky very often. It is at the Sunshine Theatre which is a very popular hangout down on central. Thank God I finally get to have some fun, just wish RLB would be right there by my side as this would be the perfect B-Day! You all be safe out there and do party and fornicate! (safely)
Saturday, September 03, 2005 Drinking You know what's fun? Getting drunk. I love it. Perhaps too much. rlb went out last night and when she said that she would be drinking, I became jealous. Not that she was going out without me (although that does make me jealous cause she is hot!) but that she mentioned drinking and fajitas. Folks, I don't do shit. Will someone please go out with me so I can have a good time? I won't kill you or anything. I may hit on you cause I am a big flirt, but I am taken by a tiny hawaiian girl, so it is all in good fun. Call my celly if interested.
Lexi So it is 9:00 and I am already pissed... See, I have always worked until here lately because I am going to school for a year. We have friends whom I will call Fred and Ethel. Ethel met Fred after she already had a 3 yr old little girl. Fred is a good guy, but is not crazy about kids... he is barely tolerating the little girl, but is trying. Ethel has been here about a year and has gone through numerous jobs, her recent being a car salesman. OK let's use our brains here.. they work weekends, holidays, etc. Single mother having this kind of job? So when she found out that I was starting school, she asked if I would babysit for her on the weekends, needing EXTRA money, I agreed to it. Well I am and the first pay I got was 15 dolla short and I am keeping her for 12-15 hours a day mind you. Last Sunday she called and didn't pick her up until after nine (on a school night). She called this morning and had the audacity to ask me if I would meet her at my gate because she was late for work, I did, only to find out that she wanted to hit the gym before work. I have 10 acres and you have to open a gate.. which she didn't want to do. I proceeded to tell her that on a school night, she would have to make other arrangements after 7 because it was screwing up my boy's schedule. Then after steam is blowing out my ears she again had the balls to ask me if I would meet her half way on the days she dropped her off which would be about 10 miles for me, so she didn't have to drive up our winding forest road. I bit my tongue (because the girl was present), then swallowed it, choked on my spit, vomited, and calmy asked her if she was out of her friggin' mind. You aren't paying me right, the little girl has a bladder problem and she forgets a change of clothes and pees herself, gas is 100 dolla a gallon and she is here for friggin' nearly and entire day????? Fucking HELLO? Btw, the little girl is adorable, is no trouble and is very sweet other than her bladder prob which she can't help. Geez, what do ppl think I am?
Friday, September 02, 2005 Katrina Hey everyone. My answering service is taking calls for the American Red Cross. Please call 1-800-Help-Now. You might talk to someone at my company. I am not there because i have not had a day off in weeks. Please call the number and make a donation. Ask the operator if they know peanutbutterfilthy. That would be funny if I came into the office and I heard people asking about me. Your donation will help those affected by the hurricane.
Wanted: Diesel VW To all out there in bloggy land, I am looking for a VW diesel vehicle under $2000.00 that runs, doesn't have to be pretty. Our friend is making bio-diesel and this will cost .70 per gallon instead of this $4.00 per gallon shit. A VW caddy pickup would be ideal as these get 50 mpg or a rabbit would suffice. Oh yes and when the world goes to hell and we don't have any power, you are welcome to come and take shelter with me, we live on 100%solar... We will need hunters hehehe.
Fuck Bush............ OK, so I very rarely become bothered about what is going on in the world. I just tend to ignore shit and try to live my life, but this has gone to far. I am so pissed! This shit in New Orleans is completely out of control. Hell yeah they are pissed. They are AMERICAN citizens and fucking Bush won't get them the help they need. Fuck that and FUCK HIM!! I read where he came home two days early from his vacation to deal with this. That's all he does is vacation. Then when talking about how fuel companies could absorb some of the price increases in fuel so that the American citizens did not have to pay such high prices........he states that we are just going to have to stop driving so much. Well hey mother fucker what choice do we have? People have to work. Oh, I am sorry you don't understand that. He has not bought a tank of gas in God knows when and he has the audacity to make that statement. He is a thieving bastard and he is becoming very wealthy off of this war. Isn't it funny how some fucking foreign country has problems and we are Johnny on the spot, but we can't get the help to our own citizens..........who by the way pay their taxes so you can sit on your ass...Bush. We have every single resource we need in this country to live yet damn near everything is imported from foreign countries. That is complete bullshit! Hell, that mother fucker doesn't even know where his food comes from and where the cotton came from to make that shirt he is wearing. He makes me so sick and things are only going to get worse. He doesn't care because it will not change his lifestyle. Anyway, I could bitch about this all day. My prayers go out to all people affected by this hurricane and to all the soldiers who are fighting in Bush's war. May Bush get what he deserves!
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