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Tuesday, February 06, 2007 Birthdays and crackhead blackbelts My Stank has turned the big 02. We had a party for him Friday evening and he had a blast. Spongebob was the theme we went with. Stank loves him and Sesame Street. I spent half a day decorating because I love to do things like that. I can't wait for him to get older so we can have Fiestas and shit! This morning during my morning phone call to Jared (bf) he tells me this story: This man walks into the construction site they are at. Asks the superintendent if they have any type of work he could do. The superintendent asks the guy if he had any skills. The crackhead tells the superintendent that he is a 5th degree blackbelt......(he now has everyone's attention).... and if he would like to see him in action. The crackhead begins to do roundhouse kicks and chopping at the air.........he even included the sound effects! Jared said the entire room was laughing their asses off. The superintendent explains to the guy that even though his Karate abilities were impressive there was no need for them in the world of construction. Seriously, what was he going to do??..... Karate kick nails into the wall or HIII YAAA the 2 x 4's. PBF where are our pictures of that babe??? |
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