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Thursday, January 05, 2006 Just a bunch of crap... A little of this and that: 1. I was sick Christmas eve and Christmas day! Talk about the holiday diet! 2. Last week all of my family was still here! 3. Kim came to see me. 4. I quit my job because my aunts are cunt licking bitches. 5. My aunts disguist me. 6. Now I am out for vengeance! 7. I have been painting and am very sore. 8. All of family finally left. 9. I basically didn't have to take care of superstinkalicious for almost 2 weeks. 10. It was a nice little vacation. I would like to thank my family for this. 11. I need a job. 12. Sister #2 thinks that champagne is a good cleaning agent and now wants it spewed all over her house........hmmmmmmm 13. I have been bored so I started DEEP cleaning sister #2's house. 14. Why did I do that? 15. I came very close to dotting my aunts eye. 16. I would have gone to jail for that. 17. I don't like jail. 18. Sister #1 had a blow out in Austin and a cop actually helped her. I find this shocking. 19. My computer has a virus! And last but not least: 20. Sister #2 accidentally (this time) locked her husband out of the house. On their fucking anniversary. He slept in the car behind the corn barn and was surrounded by coyotes. LMAO!!!! |
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