Friday, December 23, 2005

Another ass story!

We went to get our massages yesterday. Yes, we are addicted. Sister #1 (not to be confused with truly evil #1) is in and we gave her a massage for her birthday. Sister #3 backed out on us. I went first and told him about my knee and sciatic nerve fucking with me. Well, he massaged the shit out of my ass. My ass is so sore. It feels like someone frogged you hard in the ass. He hit one spot and I raised up off of the bed. My ass was one big knot! Anyway, so I finished and just like the first massage, I could not walk, focus, speak or breath. I was a complete noodle. Sister # 2 is next. She enjoyed her massage. Now it is sister #1's (who is paranoid) turn. Sister #2 and I leave to do errands. She and I could not walk, we were so relaxed. She even fucking locked me out of MY vehicle to force me to apologize for calling her an asswipe (because she made a stupid remark ) and found it to be quite amusing. She is one sick *bleep*.....lol Anyway, we go pick up sister #1, we pay and leave, before we even hit the vehicle she points her finger in the air and says "you better keep an eye on him" sister #2 and I look at each other. We ask her what the hell she is talking about.........well, he was massaging my ass and popping the sheet. He is not supposed to do this. I have had massages all over the world........sister #2 and I look at each other.......Sister #2 "all over the world you have only been to two places that were out of the country".....everyone laughs........Sister #1 says she has had many massages and knows they are not supposed to touch your ass.......we all know you are not supposed to pop the sheet.........although sister #2 and I had not experienced this......We both explain to sister #1 that we did not give a fuck if he is supposed to do it or not that as long as he did not touch two private areas on us or whip out his willy we didn't give a fuck if he was supposed to do it or not...... So what are everyone's thoughts? Is it proper for him to massage our ass (because it felt good)?

PS. Sister #2 wants everyone to know that she did not get her ass massaged.
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