Saturday, January 07, 2006

Bloody Wanker!

My brother-in-law needs to go home...........he is really getting on my nerves :) When I say home I mean jolly olde England. He is bossy, stubborn and keeps throwing me out of the computer chair. I could kick is ass, but I do not want to upset my sister. Actually, I think she wants me to do it. He is obsessed with buying a GT-3000 and just won't give it up. He is on the verge of getting slapped back to jolly olde England. I am not kidding! As I am sitting here hearing the argument........I am waiting for the smack.

I am planning on making Carlos's tortilla soup and we are anticipating a culinary delight.

Now, for the champagne mishap. New year's eve we decided just to have a small get together at sister #2's house. I had to go home early so we decided to pop the cork around 9:30. As I was peeing.........I heard shouts of "OH MY GOD IT IS SPEWING EVERYWHERE." I exit the ladies room to find champagne spewed all over the kitchen. It was a gigantic bottle. My dad purchased it at Sam's and he always over does everything. The next day I go over to Sheila's house and she tells me to go and look at the kitchen ceiling. There is a large bright white spot and it required no scrubbing. Hence, champagne must be a good cleaning agent. Now, she wants to spew it all over the house. I am thinking bad idea!

Update: BIL is still trying to get his ass kicked. It will be a fight till the death. I will let you know who wins.
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