Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Walmart Pimp!

So I go to Walmart yesterday.....not because I want to, but because I have to. I hate Walmart. I put it off until it is an absolute must that I go. Anyway, I wanted to buy my son a Leap Frog toy, which of course the fuckers did not have. So my 6 months old son and I are cruising the toy aisles trying to find the next educational toy when I see someone walk by. I see out of the corner of my eye the person stopped so I looked up. Huge mistake...I made eye contact. Thus begins the saga of being stalked in the toy section at Walmart. Now he is trying to be manly and check out hotwheels and action figures while I am trying to make my decision (because the fuckers did not have the one I wanted...thought I would remind you) I am just completely ignoring this guy. He is checking out my ass and even has the nerve to soflty whistle at me as I turn the corner. My ass is not whistle worthy at this moment and it is at this point I realize I am dealing with a real psycho........wait a minute that is my own insecurities talking. Back to the story. So this goes on for about fifteen minutes. I have my son with me and you would think that might detour someone. I guess he never thought that I could possibly be married (thank god I am not) Finally he gets the nerve to say something and what a stupid something it was. He walks up behind me and says "smile honey it can't be that bad". Men this is not a good line because the fact of the matter is....it can be that bad you have no idea what is going on in my life and you are a presumptuous fuck for thinking that you do. I wanted to spin around and say......If I wanted to fucking I smile I would, but I tend not to just run around with a stupid fucking smile plastered on my face for no fucking reason you fucking cocksucker now go back to the fucking hole you came from, but I didn't. I just kinda threw my hand up in there air and said I am just in a hurry. As to say.....leave me alone asshole, but in polite way! He took the cue and buzzed off! I just wonder what possesses a man to believe that a chick with an infant in the toy section of Walmart is a prime target. Honestly, men just piss me off, but that is another blog on another day. Moral of the story.......Walmart is not a pick up joint. If you are like me you are there for a purpose and it is not to find a man. That is the one thing they are not selling YET!
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