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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 Morning This sucks. Being up early sucks. Not that bad when you have these 2 lovely ladies to wake up to though. I highly recommend finding 2 of your own. I am watching telly and there is a midget swigging liquor straight from the bottle. Why is it that when a midget does anything, I find it hilarious? A midget could snort cocaine off of a rhino's cock and I would laugh my ass off. Mostly because I would like the see the size comparison of a midget and a rhino cock. Wow. it's 5am and I mentioned rhino cock. I need a drink. |
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