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Wednesday, June 14, 2006 Spongebob and crickets! My niece Lauren has a dog named Boudreaux. He is dumb dog.  He had been sick so she took him to the vet. The vet did some x-rays and discovered that he had a blockage in his intestine. Well, they had to do emergency surgery. $620 dollars later Spongebob was successfully removed. Spongebob is such a prick.The little square pants wearing sponge with the crazy eyes is now trying to kill off our pets. So, beware!  Crickets  I hate these little assholes. They are everywhere. I was walking down the hall today minding my own business. I spotted one.....I started my strategic manuever around the nasty creature. As we met... the little fucker started hopping around as did I. Then he was gone. I was screaming........bouncing from wall to wall. The bastard had jumped up my pant leg. After he was removed from my pants and my mother was staring at me like the big idiot that I looked like. I did that shake......you know the one.....when you have the willy's and went about my business. Die crickets Die!!
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