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Sunday, April 09, 2006 What I have learned and notes to self!! This way I will not forget............ 1. Never ever ever go to the lake with your father! 2. When your father makes something out to be great, such as the place at the lake (which if I had used my brain.....I would have known the place at the lake wasn't great). Never ever ever believe him. 3. Never ever ever believe daddy...... 4. Sheila is an asshole. I should dot her eye for telling me to go. 5. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS listen to mother! 6. No more jumping out of the beds of huge ass Ford Diesel pick-ups. You are not 21! 7. Dot Austin in the eye.....he also knew what you were getting yourself into. 8. Dot yourself in the eye.........you knew what the fuck you were getting yourself into. 9. Never ever ever believe anything daddy tells you! If it sounds to good to be true it IS! 10. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS........listen to mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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