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Wednesday, March 08, 2006 Some Dirty Riddles Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q.Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. |
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