Sunday, January 22, 2006

Sniglets

Remember Sniglets? Here's some. If you don't know or remember, Sniglets were created by Rich Hall, and shown on Not Necessarily the News, then released in several books. A sniglet is anyword that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should. Enjoy.


Bovilexia (bo vil eks' e uh) - n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!" every time you pass a cow.

Carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) - n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.


Choconiverous - adj. Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first.

Idiot Box - n. The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.


Oopzama (ewp' za muh) - n. Sudden scratching of scalp or face upon realization that the person you were waving at isn't who you thought it was.



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