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Sunday, January 29, 2006 My Big Ass Mouth There is a story that only RLB knows, it goes like this... One of our good friends (I'll call him Jeff) who was a happy, single guy who always had his friends over and would come to his friend's houses became a family man. About the time I moved up here in 2000, Jeff had met this hag waitress (I call her Carne) while in Nevada at a test range. She had 4 kids all by different fathers (not that this is bad for most ppl) and Jeff, being nice, told her to move up with her consumers. The first time I met her, Jeff had a BBQ at his house to celebrate the moves. I brought fresh corn and salsa and asked her where I should put the corn, she replied with, "why dont you stick it up your ass". I about hit the floor and being nice and loving Jeff, I ignored her and continued to drink. There were many things to happen after that thus giving me the right to call her a bitch. I eventually went to work for him after he opened up his defense contractor business out of their home. I was there for three years and she made my life a living hell. At first, she was heavy into witchcraft and I don't mean the good kind. After that she decided to become a full fledged Jehovah's Witness. I would be in there doing my circuit boards and she (hating my guts) would come in there trying to get me to read the watchtower, wtf? Years of snide shit from her I will tell you.. Eventually Jeff let me go due to slow biz. I have never gotten my job back with him because of this snide hide and the other boss let me know this before I started school. I ran the office, made his circuit boards, put in the bids, dealed with the State Dept, etc. So Lew went to his house this afternoon to pick something up for the truck and I called him to stop at the store on the way home. He told me that Jeff had just been paid for his last pedestal gig and I was happy for him. I then mentioned that I bet that bitch was happy too and I guess I was heard by Jeff. Lew has a pda phone that is loud and I guess I was heard although I never hear anyone on the other end. Did I mention this is a money grubbing bitch that gets paid 600 a week to go shop and donate to her cult? I know she is using him and has ran all of his friends off with her obnoxious evil. Whew, sorry that was so long!! 
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