Wednesday, October 12, 2005

This reminded me of you.... Kim!

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving girlfriends, however, they had gotten over- enthusiastic on the Tequila. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.The next day one of the women's boyfriend was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent girlfriend was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other boyfriend and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My girlfriend came home with no panties!!""That's nothing" said the other boyfriend, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

NOTE: Blogger has changed some words, because she thought it made it funnier!!
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