Sunday, October 02, 2005

Nabbing pumpkin thieves!

There is a small German community about 11 miles from where I live. If you know anything about these German communities you know they are usually very wild....lots of drinking and partying! Well, a good friend of mine married a guy from this town. Last night her and her husband came over and we had a few drinks and just sat around bullshitting. Hubby asks me if wife had told me about the pumpkins. This is a story I had not heard. So they both start telling the story. You have to understand wife is the most non-confrontational person ever. She VERY rarely shows any anger towards anyone. Well, I guess this was the last straw! Wife had three pumpkins in their garage. A carload of teenagers pulled up (kids sitting in the trunk, roof, hanging out windows......etc. Go into her garage and take two of her pumpkins. Wifes kids are crying hysterically cause the pumpkins are gone. She goes into orbit. Hubby was taking a shower and had just worked up a good lather.......wife beats on door and screams something the he could not understand.....hubby gets out of shower to check it out.....wife is burning rubber out of driveway.....kids screaming......finally gets oldest child to calm down enough to explain.....wife finds carload of teenagers chases them down and proceeds to rip them a new one. Curse words were flying....wife said she used the word fuck in some form about every other word. Well, the kids were in complete shock. They had already smashed one, but the other was saved. The kids apologized repeatedly and asked if she would like the other replaced.......wife says fucking A right I do you punk ass kids. Two days later her door bell rings she opens her door and there sits a pumpkin. I laughed so hard I was crying. She is so even tempered and she totally lost it. By the way Kimmie....I told them we stole the sign....lol
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